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I have no sympathy for any bad/negative review that starts off with the phrase "Well, I don't really like this genre." It just automatically makes wonder why I should care about the reasons they didn't like the book. -
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I've decided I'm going to do chapter-by-chapter reviews/snarks of bad books. Yes, I know there's lots of others out there who have done the same thing (and some of you are on my F-List), but it looks like such a nice release for all my pent-up snark. :)
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Grandma: So do you have a boyfriend?
Cousin: Sort of. It's a long-distance thing.
Grandma: Did you meet him on the Internet?
Cousin: No, I'm not that desperate yet.
Grandma: What about you, dear?
Me: ...I'm on a dating website and can't find anyone...
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I have solved the Soggy Nacho Problem! I have made...*fanfare* Nacho Dip. -
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They put up the second story of that building they're building next to me and now it gets dark in my apartment at 3pm instead of 5. :( -
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If I found a genie, I would only use one wish. I'd ask for my own flock of flying monkeys. I'd train them to smack people who talk about their personal problems on their cell phone in public. -
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I just noticed my last four posts were made while drinking. And the last three weekends I've been drunk fit at least part of it. But I'm not too worried.
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Best thing heard while drunk: "hey didn't you come here with a baby?"
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Fuuuuuuuuck. The guy who's hotel room I'm supposed to crash in just asked me to marry him and I'm too drunk already to drive home.
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"No one ever uses that phrase correctly. It's 'survival of the fittest' not 'survival of the strongest.' Has no one ever wondered why lions are endangered and rabbits are everywhere? It's because they can fuck like champions."
Despite the inaccuracies in this line, I so want to find a way to use it in a story. Somewhere. Somehow. It must be