Nice Hands, Wanna Frag?

[vericus]

For flesh_and_steel's Valentine's challenge, though I'm not sure it quite fits the bill. It kinda took on a life of its own, lol.

Oh, and for the sake of this piece, I'm retconning Alex's remark in the Sparks epilogue about her and Optimus being around each other for the last twenty years. It's more like 5 or 10.

Title: Nice Hands, Wanna Frag?
Part: 1/3

Comments

[sister_dear]

This most definitely fits the prompt. :D

Love the way you played the "Nice hands, wanna frag?" line. And, just, the mental image of her actually crawling around inside his armor... hee!

(*counts words* And you're good!)

[vericus]

I was a little worried it came across more as a "lonely and getting together" than "screw em...oooh, and screw you, sexy thang" :P It was fragging hard to keep the tone right, AND keep Megatron moderately in character (which I think I did pretty damn good on, all things considered).

I'm particularly proud of how I used some of those words. XD OK, really, just 'condom', but that one was kinda epic if I say so myself.

Glad you liked!

[cazcatharsis]

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
*huff huff huff*

bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahha

[vericus]

lulz.

[mmouse15]

ZOMG, I'm laughing so hard my ribs hurt! *wipes eyes* That was hilarious!

[vericus]

^.^ Always happy to provide hilarity!

[femme4jack]

This was really well written, and hilarious. Even not being familiar with the AU it is from, I thoroughly enjoyed. Well done :)

[vericus]

Yeah, I realized after I posted that I probably should've put in a note that you don't really need to read the original fic to understand - a double AU tag is kinda scary. But hey, it worked out. XD