well well well.....

[chunk]

its been about a month since chunk last got some pussy! no one wants a has been! i mean i still got money from the movies i was in when i was young...no one wants to hire the "fat kid" i was in a porno doing the truffle shuffle with ten hoes dancing on the old love wand but still i got no ass... i just need a break from sloth and the rest of the

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[harriet_brindle]

I saw you in that movie about the pirate ship! That was the bestest movie ever, but not because of your acting. It's cuz Jamie and Reggie and Vicky and me all got to see it together. I paid Reggie a dollar to trade seats with me so my darling Jamie and I could be side by side!

I love Jamie!

I pretended to get scared when that Sloth guy started screaming, and I hugged Jamie reeeeeal close! He smelled so good. I thought that Sloth guy and you were brothers though. That would've been a neat plot twist!

Ok, byeeee!

[chunk]

hey cutie....i think you need to forget old jamie and check out what captin chunk has hiding underneath his hawaiian shirt and khaki pants!!

Chunk..

[drbrucebanner]

I'm going to ask you to nicely one time to please stop hitting on the obviously underage little girl.

I have a short fuse.

[harriet_brindle]

I may be underage, but you're a goofy doctor with emotional issues. I think you should leave Mr. Chunky alone because he's a perfect gentleman, and you're just a dirty old man!

If Jamie were here, he'd kick your butt!

I love Jamie!