Did you hear about the new Bin Laden drink?

Two shots and a splash of seawater.

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This evening, I walked into the living room to find my 92 year old grandmother watching Jersey Shore on MTV. There were two women in a dressing room trying on lingere, booty shorts and what not ( Read more... )

Watched The A-Team last night. Moderately bad. Not as bad as The Loosers, which was wretched ( Read more... )

I wish I could write dialog like this:

night scene
John FainI just saw something in your eyes that I don't like ( Read more... )

Kitty's stitches came out this morning ( Read more... )

"Granny, you have the tv on even louder than usual."

"I can't understand a word they're saying."

"Well, they're speaking Spanish. I don't think you can turn it loud enough to understand them."

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We had our office Christmas party this week. The boss bought us all personally engraved iPads. Guess what I am using to make this post.