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[chuchama]

It’s a glass half empty from where I’m standing | band!fic | 753 words | A normal day, in which Onew isn’t very effective as leader. | a/n: Mainly consists of your stereotypical fail!dubu, because he’s my favorite.  Also, bits of mightaswellbeleader!minho in there, because he’s my other favorite (no really, they’re tied for first).  Just some

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[scylladakylla]

Oh my God, oh my GOD. ♥

Oh God, Dubu, why are you so special and fail and sad, never leave me. ;___; All of them are perfect, Minho being sarcastic in his own quiet, deadpan way, Taemin being annoyed at being babied and more mature than the others give him credit for but still kind of childish at the same time, Jonghyun being all teasing and sarcastic, and Key reprimanding Taemin and being dramatic just because he wants to be, and Dubu. Just, oh, Dubu. ;___________; I kind of want to cry for him, he is so sad.

“Hyung,” he comforts gently, as if he’s not the one bleeding on the floor and that sort of makes Onew ashamed of himself, “stop crying, it’s not that bad.”
Cries with laughter.

Onew figures that this is the moment where he should take Yunho sunbae’s advice and get all paternal and demanding and say something cool in a really deep voice, like, “You better believe you definitely won’t be dancing for the rest of today, because I say you won’t!” but all he can do is gurgle pathetically when he tries.HAHAHAHA okay, this is like

[chuchama]

I had some serious doubts about posting this because it's pointless and short and pointlessly short and, I don't know, while I personally never get tired of Dubu's fail, that's just my bias. BUT. Obviously I'm not alone. :DDD

[phasera]

cryiiiiiiiiiing, oh, onew. ;-; this is so him, it's hilarious and *facepalm* at the same time. ♥

[earenya_beryl]

Is it so wrong that I can imagine all that... and still love him above them all most?
T-T I'm in love with fail coz he's so adorable.Even the puking.*should get that written on a t-shirt*
This is just cute and fail and Onew, so thanks soo much for posting :)

[mandarinorange]

“Well you’re a bitch.” Key shoots back, “And guess what bitch? You’re shorter than me. So there. Bitch.”

dfshklfl your key owns my life right now. D:

i can say that i've seen plenty of fail!onew fics, but i can't say i've ever read one where he vomited. twice. it's oddly endearing. :'D i love the characterization for all of them (especially key, haha) and taemin in too-short shorts and being all 'i'm not a baby, really' and the others totally shooting him down is believable and hilarious. so much love for this. ♥

[newschoollove]

minho - "he monotones"
lolol how sexy (:

i tend to visualise everything i read (although when it comes to fanfic i try not to with R ><) and yeh, this was so good! laughing the entire time.

♥