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[chronophobe]

Ha.

Just.
Ha.

I am now officially a whore, amoung other things.

So like, the day starts off on Friday night, where I'm supposed to see Happy Feet with Nate and Brent and Kate, but that flakes out. Kate is over and we're torturing Nate over the phone by making obscene noises and talking about lesbians and sex and all that other good shit. So Kate goes

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[anonymous]

You don't need to be no one else cuz you are totally METAL! You ever gonna be on AIM again?

-Jimm

[anonymous]

I wish u would jack me off sometimes. Brent gets all the fun and I gotta jack myself off which sucks ya know! I got a bigger dick than Brent anyway hehe. U see mine u probly want to suck me off or fuck me. I wuz gonna see that movie in Folsom too but I saw it downtown instead. Ur right it sucked ass. I bet u know who this is huh? Maybe u dont tho so I let u guess. We did sumthing sorta nasty once tho. I gotta go cuz my dick is so hard I gotta jack it off and gonna be thinkin bout u when I do it hehe. See u soon I hope.

Ur secret frend

Wish this dude wuz me
http://thumbsnap.com/v/IzhJm5kT.jpg

[chronophobe]

....I am sorry, I don't know who you are... x_x

I can guess- I don't think you're Jimm... (I will find a way to AIM you, baby!) Are you David?

[anonymous]

That wasn't me! I hide my vulgarity! How r u updating LJ if you dont have internet anymore? doing it at school?

-Jimm

[chronophobe]

Yeah. School owns. They're so dumb, they don't check their filters for stuff like this.

And I didn't think it was you, baby- you wouldn't say something like that.