Damn, Now I Want Shakespeare In Bits As A Breakfast Cereal (Hamlet Flavor,* Of Course)

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SHAKESPEARE IN BITS: HAMLET iPAD EDITION

Rated 9+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes
Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
Maybe I laughed so hard at their categorization of revenge tragedies as "cartoon violence" that I just spit tea all over

Comments

[enname]

More importantly, the mild violence and adult themes are also supposedly infrequent. Do they remember the ending of the story?? *shakes head* The cartoon violence did make me sort of snort my tea as well. Not something that I necessarily associated with Hamlet. You description of Hamlet flavoured cereal sort of hurt my nose with the rest of the tea though. So very, very true. If I am going to eat stale cereal, it might as well be Shakesperian in tone.

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Oh heck, forget the ending, do they remember ANY of the story? Big long soliloquies about suicide and moral decrepitude?
Although points for the Crude Humor warning; apparently they can recognize a blatant genitalia joke when they see one.

Shakespeare In Bits: Hamlet Flavor now has miniature marshmallows shaped like ghosts! Yorick's skull! daggers! and vials of poison! Part of an unbalanced breakfast, it's the perfect way to start your day!!
(I am sorry for your hurting your nose, vicariously or otherwise.)