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Ladies and gentlemen, in light of past superheroics and supervillany discussions here at Wound Tighter Than A Pocket Watch, I would like to draw your attention to two edifying points provided by NPR this weekend:

• Mild-mannered inventor Dean Kamen (the Segway, &c.) apparently has all of the requirements for being an evil genius with his own

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The Goat Justice League

Clearly the epitome of evil. They have succeeded with the most cunning plan to smuggle evil, destructive, creatures into people's homes since the Autons disguised themselves as plastic daffodils. I pity the residents of Seattle and their coming goaterdammerung.

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We are fortunate that goats' cloven hooves prevent them from the necessary mechanics of having a space station control center where they would monitor the globe. And that their strange eyes don't allow them to hypnotize humanity.