Comments | chronarchy: And a contest. . .

chronarchy

And a contest. . .

Mar 19, 2004 18:33

I've decided to take a lead from another.

You see, if you look at saffronhare's bio, you'll note that she got sick of her bio and held a contest to have others write her bio for her. (No, I'm not just pointing you there so you can see that I won ( Read more... )

bios

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moonversion March 19 2004, 15:47:46 UTC

Remember, it sucks to be boring.

And it's boring if you only suck!

vampyrecandy March 20 2004, 22:22:11 UTC

I sent you something. It's kinda... Quirky.

Enjoy ;-)

deedeehopskotch March 21 2004, 04:37:06 UTC

Bio: Unbeknownst to most, Mike Dangler is actually tv's infamous "Mikey" from the Life cereal commercials. He had always dreamed of being a breakfast-grain commercial ragamuffin, but he never dreamed that his fame would surmount to the point of being incapable of showing his face in public. His family wished to protect him from the public spotlight and opted for plastic surgery to remove freckles, unbutton a button nose, and destroy any hope of returning to as the cereal legend. Thus, many urban legends arose due to the disappearance of Mikey. He did not die from an overdose of pop rocks and coke, nor did he he turn into tv's Kirk Cameron. He transformed himself into just Mike; a man who likes his bunnies fluffy and his utilikilts short.

healing_coyote March 22 2004, 09:42:55 UTC

A Limerick in honor of Mike:

There once was a druid named Mike
Who loved to frolic and hike.
His office is cool
and his legs make you drool
but he's too tall to ride a bike.

(yeah, horrible ending, but I got stuck!)

And now, a slightly risqué Limerick in Honor of Mike:
Mike is a great friend to all
he makes women blush and fall
For him, to be sure
he's got the cure
and his harem is at his beck and call!

Finally, a TRUE dirty Limerick:
Mike is tall and lean-muscled
and his hair always looks tussled.
What has he done?
We wonder as one
as he never arrives looking hustled.

(Hmm, that one was dirtier in my head, but I lost my nerve. LOL)

chronarchy March 22 2004, 09:49:36 UTC

Gah! I want the really dirty one! PLEASE! I could be persuaded to return the favour!

Just a normal guy.... qorinda March 22 2004, 17:27:35 UTC

Michael Dangler is a typical guy in his 20's... works full time in IT customer service. He lives in Ohio, and has a sweetheart. Like most guys in their 20's, he is self-critical and striving for great goals. Sounds pretty normal, eh? Ah, but what is normal? Normal is a setting on the washing machine ( ... )

Re: Just a normal guy.... chronarchy March 23 2004, 07:12:56 UTC

Very good. I've put it in rotation :)