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shudders

Jan 16, 2004 13:01

Please don't make me hit anyone with the Shenannigan Shillelagh!

One more reference to "Celtic Shamanism" and I might have to break it out!

AAARRRRGGG!!!!

(The Shenannigan Shillelagh is reserved for incredibly dumb statements. While I respect the ability of people to come to their own religion and all that fun stuff, I'm often shocked to hear ( Read more... )

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moonversion January 16 2004, 18:13:22 UTC

I want to be a Sel-tic shay-man too! Does this mean I have to grow a penis?

tosk January 16 2004, 20:57:35 UTC

Schlong's are a very important part of many religous rites.

Read "The Harrow on Howith Hill" for a great discussion that ties the size of King Kong's willy to the fact that onely someone with a will can apparently turn bread and wine into the flesh and blood of a 2000 year old, dead Jew.
http://www.deepleafproductions.com/wilsonlibrary/texts/raw-howth.html

tosk January 16 2004, 20:47:42 UTC

Ah yes, Celtic Shamanism, that ties right in with the early Druidic Wiccan Warrior Priestesses, the European Wiccan traditions of the 15th, err 14th, hrmmm 13th century?

Darn it all... those pesky christians must have taken all of the period documentation for that stuff and hid it!!

;-)

tosk

squee! kittenpants January 16 2004, 22:31:00 UTC

"...like, i totally love DJ Conway." ::fiddles with hair:: "she's so, like, in tune with my personal path, y'know? 'cuz like, my grandmother on my father's side was irish catholic, which means she was really a druid that believed in jesus, and I'm like 1/64th cherokee on my mom's side, so i thought that her book was so kewl." ::dramatic sigh:: "so, if you're like, a druid and stuff, can you like initiate me into your coven so i can learn all this cool shamanic stuff like how to smoke sage and find my power animal? i've always known i was really a druid..."

Dagda F*ckin Mor. Hand me the Shillelagh. Darwin speaks to me at night. I know what I must do.

suicidekttn January 16 2004, 23:39:37 UTC

Ya know, between you telling me I can't be a Celtic Shaman and someone on a forum telling me "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SACRAFICE SMALL ANIMALS WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE, WHILE NAKED AND ON ACID!!!" I just don't know what to practice anymore *sobs* My whole spiritual practice is ruined...RUINED!

*grins and runs away* I don't know where these tangets come from

suicidekttn January 17 2004, 04:23:39 UTC

10th generation wiccan Thought this went along with this.

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Re: Speaking of tangents suicidekttn January 17 2004, 18:52:41 UTC

It's actually piercings. A corset piercing. *grin*