Badgers?

[chronarchy]

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

And honestly, nothing more needs to be said.

(thanks to tlachtga for that gem. . .

Comments

[dragynphyre]

...we don't need no stinkin' badgers!

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[rfunk]

"We do recommend that women and children stay inside, however."

"Badgers aren't as deadly as these creatures are."

"We released them somewhere else last year, and they migrated in search of fresh food."

"They escaped with no involvement from us."

"We refuse to comment on whether anyone else released our man-eating badgers into the area."

[gothicdruid]

"On, Wisconsin...on, Wisconsin..."