Guess I can't hike with you, then, as your boots are decidedly clean.
But maybe we could both end up at the same place at the same time, and then avoid each other's punk asses like we did last time. I sure enjoyed trying my hardest not to talk to nearby bastards like you, and I definitely had fun keep a meaningful distance of a least couple feet between myself and anyone fresh from the jerk store.
Of course, if there was some one there with respectably, well-muddied boots, maybe that wouldn't be necessary...
Oh, I sometimes mail things to people out of the blue. Sometimes, it's something I've promised. Sometimes, it's something I think the person will like. Sometimes (and this is just sometimes, mind you), it makes the person blush beautifully.
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I'm so taking that as a compliment!
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Lol, but I swear that if I ever find an (affordable) green top hat, I will buy it for you. You need one.
It also wouldn't hurt to stick some branches and a big garish feather in it.
As for hiking, is this a solo Freestyle Walking (c) hike, or do you want company?
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so long as that company has some mud on their shoes. I don't hike with shady people with clean shoes.
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But maybe we could both end up at the same place at the same time, and then avoid each other's punk asses like we did last time. I sure enjoyed trying my hardest not to talk to nearby bastards like you, and I definitely had fun keep a meaningful distance of a least couple feet between myself and anyone fresh from the jerk store.
Of course, if there was some one there with respectably, well-muddied boots, maybe that wouldn't be necessary...
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This is not the first time you have made reference to such.... inquiring minds want to know more.... ;)
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I like the last ones best.
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I think :)
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