what motherfucker decided to copyright 'cyan ( Read more... )

ridiculous thing, stop eating my page.

elephant bones
left behind in our homes
'just remember' they said,
'they're only on loan'

elephant bones
standing in stacks
but they're only on loan
'til the elephants come back

...not necessarily my own, though there may be one of those proto-cinco-axioms (axia? wtf declension is that and did I get that far in Latin I...the answer can be had for the princely sum of...tell me something good. Not something YOU think is good, that may not be good enough for her majesty. Something I think is good ( Read more... )

there is only one rule for nie tek die cheh ( Read more... )

I always thought 'pretty much' would be confusing to someone learning English. You'd know what 'pretty' meant, and 'much', but be unable to put them together into 'almost' unless someone tipped you off ( Read more... )

because while I'm sure I will be telling this story to my boss also, I am hoping not to have to finish it off with "...and so I won't be in tonight. ". [Does a period inside a quotation marks still get two spaces after it? or does one not put periods inside quotes anymore ( Read more... )

There's a kind of THING that's like a META-PERSON, and it's a magic THING. You always have as much as you want, because it comes from Somewhere that's Nowhere. The cold light of Day shines not upon it, the Dark Night of the Soul cannot mildew its edges. It's nine hundred feet high, and weighs nothing. It's anybody's, but belongs only to you ( Read more... )

And I awoke and found me here on the cold hill's side
for a ding is whilter theyf uiden zoen
axiom of the day: 'child' psychology works not on children qua children any better than adults, also qua for a nicely rounded apse, -it works well on anyone with a strong ego inluding myself. Let's change that name, too.:

In the unlikely event I am asked why I have been droning this, two lines (or is it one?) from an old Boomtown Rats song, I shall say 'shh! It is much better than the early-Beatles medley I endured for far too long a time, and demands nothing of vocal tone to sing along with Bob; he can carry a tune, so can I, that's about it though. Occasionally ( Read more... )