30. better than new york, and you don't get to know why.

[christ_onabike]

Well, fuck me, that was a port and a fucking half, wasn't it?

...for everyone who couldn't quite figure out the meaning of laying low because who wants an authoritarian asshole on your case, at least.

If you ask me, however, I'll tell you that was how New York was supposed to go. For me, at least. I'm not commenting on the idiots who know how to

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Private to Paddy and Parker

[f_ckitybye]

Yeah, I'm all right, I'm fucking all right. I'm as fucking all right as a man can be when he's spent a whole fucking week being the Chief Propaganda Tit for a fucking Doctor Who villain.

Private

[christ_onabike]

Well, he was Prime Minister at one point.

That could have been your real fucking job.

Private

[f_ckitybye]

Yeah, I saw the fucking show. My niece can't get enough of that shit. I'm trying not to think about it too fucking hard.

What happened to you, anyway?

Re: Private

[christ_onabike]

Could have been fucking worse, mate. That's all I'm saying.

Not much. I just sat around and minded my own business. Best thing to do.

[major_west]

Compared to others we've had in the past, that port wasn't the worst by far.

...

I just wish I knew what to do now. I've no idea how to get this shit out of my hair.

[christ_onabike]

Certainly wasn't by my standards.

...what shit have you got in your hair? I would guess, but around here, you can't take anything for fucking granted.

[major_west]

Dye. I've never dyed my hair before; I don't know what to do now.

[christ_onabike]

[long, long pause whilst he laughs his ass off]

What colour is it? And if it's permanent, you can't do a fucking thing. Otherwise, just keep washing it.

[going back to laughing his ass off]

After talking to Wichita about EWWW WHAT THE HELL DID WE EAT

[stopthat_destro]

Who do I speak with about getting more... vegetarian options added to the kitchen?

[christ_onabike]

Rube, really, but I'll be fucking sure to mention it to him.

Why, what's wrong with meat?

[stopthat_destro]

Thank you.

Uh... Just making a lifestyle change.

[christ_onabike]

Oooh, lar-dee-dah.

I'll pass it on.

Private

[lt_n_uhura]

Yeah, Paddy. Whatever.

I'll get it later.

Re: Private

[christ_onabike]

...what's up with you?

Private

[lt_n_uhura]

Same goes for you in this deal. Don't ask questions.

Private

[christ_onabike]

...done, Uhura. Done.

[Private]

[gimmethemap]

Thanks for giving us your best out there, Paddy.

[Private]

[christ_onabike]

Least I could do, no problem.