22. it's only forty years of resentment in a bucket...

[christ_onabike]

[Paddy comes on, breathless, and clearly speaking through something. He sounds angry, with a hint of absolutely-distraught. He's not covering it so well

Comments

[lt_n_uhura]

Paddy...stop. I'm coming to get you.

[christ_onabike]

You're fucking still here. Don't fucking come down here.

Don't. I don't fucking know, this might kill me or something. I don't know how it happened - but it might.

[lt_n_uhura]

Then you come here. Now, Paddy.

[christ_onabike]

I don't know if I should go anywhere. I might be... freaking radioactive or all that shit.

[fullmetalcorset]

What the bloody hell happened?

[christ_onabike]

I don't fucking know, but it looks like chemical fucking weapons.

[fullmetalcorset]

Marvellous...

[youcandielater]

I know I don't have the authority to say anything right now, because I just got here, but that level of reaction might be exactly what the person responsible wants. I'm sure it'll be taken care of. Just stay calm and don't threaten what you don't know anything about yet.

my I-study-terrorism-brain loves her for this. paddy. not so much.

[christ_onabike]

I don't fucking care. I really don't fucking care what they want. What I want is them fucking dead, and I'm going to fucking have it.

[f_ckitybye]

Mother of fucking God, this has been quite a fucking welcome and no mistake. What the fucking fuck just fucking happened?

[christ_onabike]

Some fucking chemical attack or something fucking worse in the dining hall.

Don't come to fucking lunch is the basic message.

[f_ckitybye]

And who the fuck is one supposed to complain to when there are cunts setting off WMDs in the fucking dining hall?

Jesus Christ, this place goes beyond a clusterfuck. This is a fucking orgy of clusterfucks.

[christ_onabike]

Exactly why I'm gonna kill the fucker responsible.