Comments | christ_onabike: 92. bets. bets.

christ_onabike

92. bets. bets.

Feb 12, 2011 01:38

Folks! I need kitchen staff. If you just got here, inmate wise, consider it as the best job there is. Better than some of the stuff you could be doing ( Read more... )

puts the organised in organised crime, parker has good ideas, gotta fix this, smoking swearing and shooting, swearing about cooking

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fillyourhand February 12 2011, 01:42:45 UTC

Which one is Parker?

anti-parker filter. christ_onabike February 12 2011, 01:44:38 UTC

Oh, right. New folks. She's got five inch heels, is a brunette, is armed to the teeth and swears a lot.

Or used to. Now she's a polite lady of society, don't you know?

Re: anti-parker filter. fillyourhand February 12 2011, 01:46:20 UTC

The one talking about John Fucking Wayne? She's got some colorful speech, Mister.

And I'm going to lay odds you're Paddy.

Re: anti-parker filter. christ_onabike February 12 2011, 01:50:04 UTC

That will be the one, yes.

[Paddy has a thing about fourth wall. So does not comment that, yes, you are John fucking Wayne.]

It would not be a challenge if she spoke like a polite lady, would it?

I'm Paddy, yup.

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queensboulevard February 12 2011, 02:16:21 UTC

How about her last post?

christ_onabike February 12 2011, 02:21:00 UTC

Nah, nah, mate. We made a bet as of... twenty minutes ago. So it's anything forward of this post.

Sorry.

queensboulevard February 12 2011, 02:21:49 UTC

Can I get a drink anyway?

christ_onabike February 12 2011, 02:23:50 UTC

Unfortunately, no.

I can offer you one if you provide me with something in the near future, though.

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removeyourfear February 12 2011, 02:41:43 UTC

It is not in my nature to do such menial tasks.

christ_onabike February 12 2011, 02:43:27 UTC

Yeah, well, nobody's above it here, sorry.

removeyourfear February 12 2011, 02:44:01 UTC

I doubt that any of you curs could force me.

christ_onabike February 12 2011, 02:44:46 UTC

Ain't my job to force you, but you'd be surprised.

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Non-Parker: rayney_day February 12 2011, 03:09:35 UTC

Since when did we pay money for drinks...?

Re: Non-Parker: christ_onabike February 12 2011, 03:12:09 UTC

Sssh. Be quiet. I've got a thing going here.

I more meant, I had some bottles of whiskey and the odd bottle of leftover martinis which I collected.

[Private] mightymorbid February 12 2011, 07:39:27 UTC

I did until that last flood. Let me dig around during my next shift; I can probably find a few bottles.

Re: [Private] christ_onabike February 12 2011, 13:38:58 UTC

If you can find them, what would it take to reserve them and the bar for a cause conducive to the public good?

And don't ask why I'm talking like this.

[Private] mightymorbid February 12 2011, 21:25:16 UTC

Does it have anything to do with Parker bribing people to goad you into swearing?

Re: [Private] christ_onabike February 12 2011, 23:16:22 UTC

Is that what she's doing?

No, actually. I wanted to throw a party.