Comments | christ_onabike: 74. oops.

christ_onabike

74. oops.

Nov 14, 2010 14:03

You folks blowing shit and fucking people up on my boat? This boat. Our fucking boat, whatever you want to call it. You better be fucking glad I'd got the sense not to join in hunting you fucking down ( Read more... )

women like to shout at me a lot, no warden has a criminal record like me, gotta fix this, you can get a subscription to my issues, paddy has a conscience when it suits him, covering my arse is a life skill, grew up in a shithole, part of the criminal establishment

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Private lt_n_uhura November 14 2010, 14:38:35 UTC

You seem to be taking this well, Paddy.

Re: Private christ_onabike November 14 2010, 14:40:22 UTC

Staying out of it, really. That's my fucking plan.

Re: Private lt_n_uhura November 14 2010, 14:44:02 UTC

I'm proud of you.

Re: Private christ_onabike November 14 2010, 15:15:13 UTC

You fucking would be.

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Private. you_run_i_chase November 14 2010, 14:43:55 UTC

As far as I know, you didn't bring any semtex here.

Re: Private. christ_onabike November 14 2010, 15:14:24 UTC

Are you sure? Because if this is what's blown stuff to shit...

Private. you_run_i_chase November 14 2010, 15:18:19 UTC

Paddy, you would have shown me when you were showing me your toys.

Re: Private. christ_onabike November 14 2010, 15:22:39 UTC

Well, what if the Admiral just... dumped it in here. Like a bonus prize I don...

No, that's ridiculous, isn't it?

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christ_onabike November 14 2010, 15:46:03 UTC

...I somehow don't think they gave a shit if we all died.

People who blow shit up aren't usually good at fool-proof plans.

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christ_onabike November 14 2010, 15:50:01 UTC

More likely the latter, but the sort of people who blow shit up indiscriminately?

Don't always give a shit whether they live or die.

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gimmethemap November 14 2010, 18:31:05 UTC

Couldn't agree more.

christ_onabike November 14 2010, 20:37:20 UTC

Fucking idiots, all of 'em.

dominie November 15 2010, 01:29:38 UTC

[Still in so much pain.] He kept nothing in his room. I've been monitoring him very closely. He managed, somehow, to acquire accomplices to mask his activities. The next time I see him associating with anyone, I will inform their warden to be very suspicious of their activities.

christ_onabike November 15 2010, 01:30:31 UTC

...makes sense. I ain't blaming you, by the way, mate.

[Warden Filter] Yas, forgot to mention the filter but 'tis totally there. dominie November 15 2010, 01:34:02 UTC

[Maybe you ought to.] Yes, well. It seems my deal is a long way off, I imagine. Zero does little but give him more time to plot and connive, so I'm sharing my death toll dreams with him.

[Which are very burny. At least sometimes he doesn't feel like he's on fire now.]

Re: [Warden Filter] christ_onabike November 15 2010, 01:35:39 UTC

That. ...fuck, that's creative.

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