Comments | christ_onabike: 70. psssssssssssh.

christ_onabike

70. psssssssssssh.

Oct 19, 2010 14:05

[Private to the Admiral]

I want 200 Pot Noodles, varying flavours, delivered to the kitchen. If you would. [Pause, as he knows the Admiral's sense of humour.]

In a box or crate or something, not just dumped around the place.

[Private to Laura]

So, what d'you do on your day to yourself? Hope I was right to trust you.

[Kitchen filter]Nobody ( Read more... )

calling all inmates, kitchen fucking nightmares, swearing about cooking

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Private - and sometime after the delivery assuming that happens :V grand_lotus October 19 2010, 13:31:08 UTC

What is...'maltodextrin'?

Re: Private - I love you, Iroh. christ_onabike October 19 2010, 13:46:33 UTC

Did you touch my Pot Noodles, Iroh?

Some kinda chemical. Hell if I know, I don't make the things.

Private grand_lotus October 19 2010, 13:48:12 UTC

I didn't think it would hurt if I just had a quick look.

Re: Private christ_onabike October 19 2010, 13:56:16 UTC

Nah, it won't. Try one, if you want, have an adventure in flavour!

We just got someone for lunch! Go nuts.

...the other 199 are mine, though.

Private mrs_persson October 19 2010, 13:45:22 UTC

Got a warden for lunch shift yet?

I'm not volunteering O'Brien for kitchen duty, however. I'm sure you understand.

Re: Private christ_onabike October 19 2010, 13:48:05 UTC

Not at all. Is this volunteering? Grand, job's yours, come pick up an apron, I'll show you the place. [Not that he's trying to hustle you into it or anything]

The guy's got a job, don't he? Besides, right now, happy to take anyone who isn't going to get stabby.

Re: Private mrs_persson October 19 2010, 13:53:42 UTC

If there's someone who desperately wants the job more, I won't stand in their way, but I expect that's not the case, or they'd have spoken up by now. I'll be along in a bit.

Right now the closest he's getting to the kitchen is custodial duty. Although come to think of it, he did do a dishwasher stint for a while there. Maybe once I'm ready to take him off the punitive shift, I'll transfer him there.

Re: Private christ_onabike October 19 2010, 13:57:33 UTC

Grand. It's not exactly hard, supervising folks putting sandwiches together.

...Ain't giving that fucker anything interesting, are you? Nice.

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inmate filter heavenonthemind October 19 2010, 13:52:28 UTC

If you can convince my warden to let me, I would work in the kitchen.

Re: inmate filter christ_onabike October 19 2010, 13:54:28 UTC

...mate.

You do more work than most of us already. I was talking to the fuckers who laze around and do nowt. Because it's not fair that you put a load of work in dashing around the infirmary and some folks do nothing, right?

So... thanks, but no thanks, Jude.

Re: inmate filter heavenonthemind October 19 2010, 13:58:56 UTC

I would like to help in some way.

Re: inmate filter christ_onabike October 19 2010, 14:01:10 UTC

...you fucking stitched me up in the middle of a fucking zombie invasion, and you help out in the infirmary.

Which, if you ask me, is the only fucking place more important than what I do around here.

So you are helping. Keep doing what you're doing. I ain't gonna pull you away from that.

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[Private - Text] some_go_mad October 19 2010, 14:30:18 UTC

What kind of help do you need?

Re: [Private - Text] christ_onabike October 19 2010, 14:44:23 UTC

Cooking help. That kinda thing.

[Private - Text] Things canon gives you no model for--volunteering for part-time work some_go_mad October 19 2010, 14:49:10 UTC

I can cook. If you don't mind murderers in the kitchen. Cross my hearts, I won't poison a soul.

Re: [Private - Text] bwahaha. damn canon, not showing the master in a canteen. christ_onabike October 19 2010, 14:51:51 UTC

I...

Well. I'd like to have a word with your warden first. Who is it? And you sure as fuck won't poison anyone, because I'm watching, mate.

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Private, voice left_that_life October 19 2010, 15:10:40 UTC

What's your policy on lettin' bloodsuckers work in the kitchens? I've got an inmate that needs something to do.

Re: Private, voice christ_onabike October 19 2010, 15:18:12 UTC

I ain't got one, but as long as they're not going to get bitey or stabby, then I'll fucking take them.

Think we've already got two vampires workin' here, so it's not a big deal.

Re: Private, voice left_that_life October 19 2010, 21:21:36 UTC

....yeah, I'm gonna hold off on sendin' him right away, just to make sure he won't get bitey or stabby on you. But he's yours once I'm sure he ain't gonna cause trouble.

Re: Private, voice christ_onabike October 19 2010, 21:23:19 UTC

Grand. I don't mean to ask for anyone at all, then turn folk away, I've just gotta protect my guys too.

So I'll be happy to have him once you've got that sorted.

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