44. paddy's still sober. dammit.

[christ_onabike]

I dunno how the fuck you all got quite so fucking pissed, but if you are and you work for me, don't fucking turn up for work. That's gonna end badly.

Besides, I'm tempted to just provide a ton of fucking tea and toast for dinner and see if any of you sober the hell up.

Just sayin'.

Unless this is the flood, in which case, party on, and WHY DO

Comments

[Voice]

[intofireforever]

[Have a MASS of giggles, Paddy. They get kind of screechy near the end because she needs to take a breath.]

I can still help with dinner!

Re: [Voice]

[christ_onabike]

Sober staff ONLY, for christ's sake.

...breathe, Laura. Breathe.

[Voice]

[intofireforever]

[She breathes and calms down a little, but the edge of the giggles is still in her voice.]

No! No, I'm fine, really! I can help! It's just that I found...a UNICORN!

[And off she goes into another laughing jag. She's talking about the little glass unicorn on her bureau. She's been making it romp about on her bed.]

Re: [Voice]

[christ_onabike]

Yeah. Right.

You have a fucking good time with that unicorn. Don't bother COMING TO FUCKING WORK.