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chrispex

Updates!? Updates!? We don't need no stinking Updates!

Dec 01, 2005 19:39

It seems that everyone is updating recently and who am I to buck that trend. So, to that end, I will now to my part to extend the trend, which is sort of like when you avoid the noid, in that they both rhyme, but in no other way than that ( Read more... )

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shiva01 December 2 2005, 02:18:48 UTC

The first time I read it, I kept seeing Shemp, instead of Shem. And I was like, that's just not right. At least pick a cool Stooge to name your kid after, not the retarded unofficial "4th" one. That's like saying to your kid, "you know, I hate you. You suck."

But then you started talking about Bible stuff and I was confused.

So I read it again. And was confused again.

Third time's a charm and I got it. And was kinda disappointed. Shemp is totally better than Shem. It's too close to phlegm. The end. (Hey I rhymed...sorta)

chrispex December 4 2005, 04:11:47 UTC

I like Shemp because my main man Bruce Campbell developed the verb "Shemping" because of him. Good Stuff.

majin_ken December 3 2005, 18:24:06 UTC

Ummm...wow. Ur teacher is a bit on the crazy side. I mean honestly! It's all fun and games to joke around about that shit but doesnt she realize that if any of her students say something to a counsler about that, she'll be fired??? Save it for the weekly rally she holds in her basement.
You shoulda fueled the fire a lil..."My homosexual african american priest gives me communion after chuch."

chrispex December 4 2005, 04:15:26 UTC

I should wear my "Closets are for clothes" pin to class and say my "homosexual african american priest gave it to me after I got communion in the rectory." Heh, rectory.

sirengrrri December 4 2005, 00:09:38 UTC

who is your stats II teacher?!

(ps. I'm a friend of Kyle's from work and stuff, I told him about Dane Cook & I'm Harmon's favorite student ever. we should be friends.)

chrispex December 4 2005, 04:29:09 UTC

Pat Gossage. If you ever meet her, be nice lest she pray for you banishment to hell.

If you're the one who told Kyle about Dane Cook, who I'm about to watch on SNL in 3 minutes, then you're aces in my book and we should definitely be friends. Feel free to add me!

sirengrrri December 4 2005, 07:17:45 UTC

I just got back from going to a friends house and watching all the glory that is Dane Cook - he was on Conan last night, actually.

Additionally, I grew up in Naples and went to school with Pat's children.. all of them were/are self righteous fuckheads - so I'm not surprised. Shem is a twit actually, and got married instead of going to college and has about 5 babies with the girl he married. Both are bible thumpers. But hey, whatever trips their triggers I suppose.

And I will be addin', cuz that's just how I roll.

angelo23 December 4 2005, 22:50:49 UTC

Woah woah WOAH there, lassie. No one *told* ME about Dane Cook. I caught his special on Comedy Central somewhere between four and a half and five years ago. I remember taping it and showing to anyone I could get to sit still for half an hour.

So, YEAH! THERE! Gotta defend the cred, you know?

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majin_ken December 5 2005, 03:03:59 UTC

I posted something on rav's journal and i think he deleted it!?! something to the effect of, if he didnt use alot of "........"'s his entry would have been really short. stupid dark rage of...of...crap i got nothin.

chrispex December 5 2005, 18:31:34 UTC

I think it's because he screens comments and he hasn't "allowed" your comment to be shown yet. In other words, he's a comment Nazi.