I am a spectacular individual.

this one comes courtesy of Bill Gates: "People tend to overestimate the change that will occur in the next two years but underestimate the changes that will occur in the next ten years."

Let me start by saying: Each person is responsible for themselves and their own life ( Read more... )

"or....as we say in da hood: true dat."

don't allow the clock and the calender to blind you to the fact that every moment of life is a miracle....

"weakness of attitude become weakness of character" --einstein.

today is the first day of spring in australia......but only idiots live south of the equator...

"today is the first day of september, autumn is approaching. The leaves will be changing colors, the wind will start blowing, liberals will begin to argue amongst themselves more vehemently, its time for one last journey to Water World this weekend....ah, yes. Life is good."

"actually, i may have to ammend to 95% of people are asinine retards..."

"To succeed it is neccessary to accept the world as it is and rise above it."