"Chord Overstreet Doesn't Get Women"

[overstreets]

We just spied Chord Overstreet (Sam Evans) in our January issue of Cosmopolitan (not that we subscribe or anything) and we had to squee with delight! Not only does our favorite transfer student (aside from Kurt, but he doesn’t count) look totally gorgeous, he dishes on the ten things he doesn’t get about women. What we don’t get? Why on earth this

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[overstreets]

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE, CHORD WHAT IS THIS LIST WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, BUT NOW AS I RE-READ, IT ACTUALLY MAKES MORE SENSE. THE CLEAVAGE THING PROBABLY WON'T GO DOWN WELL, EVEN THOUGH I'M SURE HE MEANS HE THINKS HE'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK WHEN A GIRL HAS HER TITS OUT WITH GLITTER ON THEM AND STUFF. W/E.

[tsarina_sofia]

I KNOW WHAT HE MEANT AND I LOVE HIM FOR IT. LOL. WELL DUH GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK, THERES GLITTER ON THEM. THERE MAY AS WELL BE A BIG FLASHING NEON SIGN SAYING 'BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS'. GUYS ARE JUST SUPPOSED TO BE SUBTLE ABOUT IT SINCE MOST OF THE WORK GOES ON MAKING THE FACE LOOK PRETTY.

[melloslash]

then why don't you date guys? it's so much easier (not really)

what?! who said that?! *shifty eyes*

[tsarina_sofia]

Lol, this is a good list and generally why I'm sick and tired of the relationship pep-talk bullshit that we're fed on TV and in the movies, and in real life *glares at sister*.

Lol no, really though this is hilarious. Lololololol. Chord's hilarious. ♥

[tsarina_sofia]

Just read it again. Yep, I totally want to marry this man... and others. Damn it, why isn't polygamy legal again?

[midiilovesyou]

2nd last one isn't me. xD I'm never late.. can't stand showing up late. So Chord, if we ever dated you wouldn't have to worry. ; )

..Like that would ever happen. xD