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[chomsky_sauron]

I just watched Pretty Woman and I have decided that I am becoming a hooker. When I develop certain body parts.
One of my arms just fell off, whee! *runs around hitting things with detached arm*

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[bilbogamgee]

Poor Chomsky! Here. I have duct tape. We can duct tape your arm back on.

[chomsky_sauron]

yay :) thank you so much. my vision is starting to get blurry from the loss of blood! hey, I know, we can mop it up and sell it to a movie company! and get money money money!

o.o

[motheaten]

since i'm too lazy to log in as your uncle or your semi-daddy, the mun will strike!

want me to attach that back on for you? or i could give you a new arm. a bionic arm that will break jaws when you thwack morons extra hard!!

tell me, my friend, and i will give. :D

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[chomsky_sauron]

oooh, so you are the mastermind behind Uncle Fuckface? nice to meet you! can I chew on your leg I am going to have good manners... I have never met a mun besides sara before and she is kind of boring... *sweet, cute, and innocent smile*
OOOH I want a bionic arm! can you make it so I can squeeze peoples necks really hard and their heads pop off?!

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[motheaten]

poor unfortunate uncle fuckface. nice to meet you too! sure, go ahead! awww, sara is nice. :)
and you can pulverise their heads after they pop off!! here you go!
*gives bionic arm*

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[chomsky_sauron]

uncle fuckface is the coolest! *gnawgnawgnawdroolgnaw* one time she killed me. it hurt.
WAHAHAH it makes neat machine noises ahahahah! I am going to try it out on um... some rude person who hates the word "fuck!" *cough*

[faramir]

.. how the hell did that happen?

[chomsky_sauron]

I don't know! I was just sitting there and then all of a sudden, plop! It was on the floor next to me. If you want I can rip the other one off and we can hang it above the fireplace to add a nice homey touch to the room!