Fic: Narration

[chokethewind]

Just when I thought I couldn't churn out anything stupid or fluffy or pointless anymore, it happens. Maybe not so fluffy. Sometimes I also think I'm clever. I don't know anything.

Title: Narration
Rating: K+
Word Count: 1,958
Summary: You know what’s not funny? Axel narrating his life. You know what is funny? Axel narrating porn.

Author’s Notes

Comments

[kel_fish]

And if this rabbit had polka dots it would be infected and a zombie and oh my god, the horror.

Hilarious. My favorite part was the paragraph about green beans vs mashed potatoes, and then neither.

[chokethewind]

I think his real purpose in all of this was to make it that way. D: Axel, you sneaky bastard.

[aerodactylus]

Lol, I could picture this perfectly the whole time, especially the part when Axel is just kind of doing everything conceivable to kill time before going to Roxas...lol zombie bunnies. AND CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER MASHED POTATOES!

...is it nasty that I kind of want to try that?

[chokethewind]

It's not.

You know why?

Because I've done it. xD

I think when I did it my roomates thought I was crazy and/or stupid, but I did it just for experimentation purposes and I was bored (and we also had no butter but hey, why not?) and it came out okay. You couldn't really taste the peanut butter in it. xD

But kind of gross still. D:

[mistyeyedreamer]

*facepalm* Ohgod, I know a guy who used to narrate his life 24/7. SO. ANNOYING. Though I do it too. But in my head xD

I second the awesomeness of this line: And if this rabbit had polka dots it would be infected and a zombie and oh my god, the horror. Is it the bunny from that earlier fic you did? The one where that Axel got it from the park and contemplated giving Demyx a baby bunny to shut him up?

But yeah. This was freakin hilarious :D

[chokethewind]

Lol so do I! That's actually where I got the idea. Well, actually, I was like, readjusting my Harry Potter books and was talking to myself, and then I said something like, this is boring narration. And then said out loud to myself, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY?

And so then I put it in my phone to remember and promptly forgot about it for three weeks and then when I was going through the notes in my phone I found it and was like IT'S STILL FUNNY ORZ. xD

Lol and you are correct, it's the same bunny! <3 This is kind of in the same universe. Actually, it is the same universe. xD SOMETIMES I'M CLEVER HAHAHA or not. xD

[mistyeyedreamer]

xD I'm constantly analyzing things that happen in the third person (especially description. Can't stop that), and then can't stop laughing from some of the things I think up, and then I get weird looks because, hey, I'm just randomly laughing and what's up with that, yanno?

Hooray! *happydances* I always liked that fic, it always made me giggle nonstop while reading it xD And awesome for being clever :Db

[horsy_whisper]

haha - LALALALALALALALALALA i can't hear you!
my sister does that all the time. Mostly cuz when we argue, i always end up on the winning end, and she just doesn't want to admit it. But i do love that part XD
amazing job =]

[chokethewind]

Thank you so much. :) And it happens heh.