What is that racket in the Tower!

That's entirely too loud to be Exploding Snap. Stillness and respect would be more appropriate in these times. Kindly put it away, children, or you'll wake the dead.

~ The Lady

Mr Zabini, Ms Bulstrode:
no running in the halls! ;)

(Bad luck on that trick staircase, Zabini! Might have avoided the tag!)(Ow!)
(Those are some cavernous nightclothes, Ms Bulstrode)

- Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington

If you're all quite finished with the canonization.

His Lordship

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And I see the various statues and portraits will now be filling the hallways with the sombre cries of "Indecent younglings! Hie thee to a room, preferably with a lock!"

Let us hope the younger years do not spy your flagrant divertisements. They might take notes for future reference.

His Lordship

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Our next item is this memorandum from Mr. Greenley of Slytherin.

It should not be too much trouble to engage the ether for her transport.

And here I was hoping for attempted homicide last night. Sadly it was not to be. Soppy little Warmbloods. Wasting tears on such ephemera.

Therefore I content myself with the Gryffindor who was out-of-bounds. I do hope you have enough to share with the rest of the class. Preferably in their victuals.

His Lordship

It is my distinct pleasure to welcome ravenclawmandy back to the fold. Good to hear from you, Miss Brocklehurst.

Feel free to inquire about any events in the intervening months. We are always happy to help.

~ The Lady

We do apologise for the disruption caused by our featured performers. To their credit they did very well at the Feast, despite the stray eyeball in the Headmaster's soup.

As soon as the Giant Squid releases their vessel, they will be underway.

~ The Lady