The Black Hat & The Redhead [Chapter 3]
Title: The Bad Hat & The Redhead [Chapter 3]
Author: choi_minju
Pairing: Jonghyun+OC (Madeline), KeyBer, 2MIN, KhunToria
Rating: PG-15
Genre: adventure, friendship, love, romance, comedy, action
Warning: May have vulgar language at times... and maybe few almost sexual scenes? Who knows.
Disclaimer: It's pretty obvious no one owns SHINee except for themselves. -____-
Summary: Madeline & Jonghyun are at odds with each other in the beginning, but then gradually get along as they go through hardships together. Basically this is a K-Pop story version of the storybook Madeline. Think of Jonghyun as Pepito. ;) Madeline's the natural redheaded French-Korean in Paris and Jonghyun's the tricky boy with the favorite black fedora hat.
This story will soon hold adventure of friendships forming and love blooming in the City of Love.
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Chapter 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Prologue] [Chapter 1] [Chapter 2]
Dinner was a mess for Miss BoA. She was clearly upset at the children she half-raised; Madeline fully raised. The 12 children + Nickhun had created a mess all over the dining room. She had been the one to stop the food fight, but unluckily for her a pie had landed on her face.
The Kims were displeased with their son, but yet found it amusing as Jonghyun and Madeline continued bickering rather than throwing food at each other now. Now the Kims know how to punish their son.
"Miss BoA, we believe our son can benefit here by helping you clean the dining room." Mr. Kim proposes to the nun. Miss BoA's eyes glint with satisfaction as she smirked towards the children reluctantly forming 2 lines in front of her now. She came up with an idea.
"Why yes, Spanish Ambassador Kim, it looks like Madeline should serve the same punishment as well." Miss BoA voiced out her opinion, or more like decision. Everyone looked at once to the smallest one in the room with the red hair. Madeline gulped and lowered her head in shame. She really didn't want to spend her evening alone with the Black Hatted Jonghyun. She then thought, Man doesn't he ever take that damn thing off?
Noticing Madeline's discomfort, IU and Amber made eye contact before raising their hands. "Miss BoA, IU and I also joined this fight. I think we should also bear responsibility." Amber boldly stated.
Not wanting to get involved further into guilt trip and because they all needed a shower and sleep, the 9 roommates flee to the huge bathroom with Nickhun, leaving a grumbling boy in a fedora hat and a pissed off redhead.
1:13a.m., and Jonghyun, Madeline, IU, and Amber finally got the dining room and kitchen clean. Miss BoA already fell asleep and the Kims already went home hours ago after dinner ended. Exhausted, the 4 troopers headed to the public bathroom.
What they did not expect was a grinning Key in nothing but a pink towel and bathrobe, gesturing them to come over to him. They slowly moved closer to him and raised their eyebrows. Jonghyun cheekily joked around about how sexy Key looks, causing Amber to blush slightly. IU and Madeline noticed this, but dared themselves not to say anything if they wanted to live another day.
While the girls were caught off-guard, Key smirked and raised the stretchable showerhead close to him and turned on the lever on the side.
"AHHHH! KEY!" "WHAT THE FUCK?!" "IMMA PUMMEL YOU TO THE GROUND, YOU FAG!"
Jonghyun laughed like a maniac until the showerhead water soaked him as well. His smile turned into a frown. "YAH! KIM KIBUM! WHAT THE HELL?!"
Key laughed victoriously until the girls realized he was only wearing a bathrobe and towel. They grinned at him and lunged forward, with Madeline bravely tugging the bathrobe off, only revealing his pink towel. Key blushed and yelped, trying to run in the huge bathroom until Jonghyun got a hold of him. When Jonghyun saw what the girls did just now, he quickly caught on and tugged the towel off of Key, using the towel to slap his naked ass.
Key yelped in pain and turned to glare at the 4 wet clothed friends witnessing him naked. "OHHH....so that's how it's going down!" he muttered under his breath as he grabbed another stretchable showerhead from another cubicle stall.
Krystal walks by the hallway until she hears noises coming from the bathroom. Curious, she opens the door and walks into the slippery scene before her. She is so appalled at the sight of Key running around naked wherever the showerhead can reach. IU and Amber teamed up to hide in a stall as Amber holds onto a showerhead. Jonghyun and Madeline fought each other without showerheads. Instead, Jonghyun held onto his hat with one hand and a bar of soap on the other. Madeline was trying to grasp the hat as she held a bottle of shampoo in her hand.
Krystal got annoyed at the heartily laughed scene and yelled at them. "HEY! STOP FOOLING AROUND AND GET YOUR FAGASS SOME CLOTHES!!!" Then she stomped off the scene to the bedroom.
All 5 of them stopped what they were doing. They looked at themselves and laughed heartily once more before actually going into different stalls to wash themselves.
The next day, like little children in the playground, Jonghyun and Madeline have declared each other as rivals at war.
At the time, they were outside in front of each other's lawn. In Madeline's side, the reactions of her friends went like this:
And so by the next morning was when the 'Black Hat' made his move.
Madeline woke up and went to get her unique uniform...when she found it had been replaced by the standard uniform. She panicked and looked through the whole house.
Meanwhile, Jonghyun smirked after he woke up in the morning, feeling accomplished and thanking Key for making a spare key for him mentally. He got up from his bed and put on the black fedora hat. He made his way to the closet and found the unique uniform that had been customized by Key and worn by Madeline. He held the fabric in his hands, and being the perverted skinship lover that he is, Jonghyun rubbed the material on his face and sniffed the lovely perfume on it. He smirked in victory the whole day.
Well, that is, until he went outside.
"Dammit! My skirt's so fucking short! Can't you wear this for me, Taemin?"
"No, noona! I don't want to look like a girl!"
Jonghyun caught a glimpse of a grumpy Redhead, but she indeed looked hot and sexy in her standard uniform outfit. She was standing outside, trying to play soccer with Minho, Taemin, and IU. His jaw dropped as the wind accidentally blew and he caught a peek of Madeline's boxer shorts whom were pink-and-green checkered. Jonghyun bit his lip in excitement.
From the corner of her eye, she can see the look of satisfaction on Jonghyun's face. Madeline grumbled and kicked the ball once more.
".....stupid Noir...."
That afternoon, the 'Redhead' claimed her revenge.
Jonghyun was in his bathroom, alone in his house, brushing his teeth, when all of a sudden he heard the doorbell ring. He grumbled and rinsed his mouth, then stomped his way to the front door.
Madeline was outside his front porch, ringing the doorbell numerous times. As soon as she heard, "God dammit, I'm coming! Have patience!" from the other side of the door, she silently chuckled and hid close to the door, executing her plan carefully.
Right when Jonghyun opened the door and stepped out into the porch, Madeline's eyes widened and her mouth formed an O shape.
She didn’t expect Jonghyun to only be in a white towel, the towel slipping down to show a peak of his happy trail and hip bone. Madeline’s eyes never tore off his toned abs and newly wet hair from the shower, the trickles of water drops going down his back.
Unfortunately, revenge was mostly on her mind, so she stopped biting her lower lip and glared at Jonghyun as she quickly slipped inside his house and locked the front door. Upon hearing the door click, Jonghyun’s eyes widened and turned to see the door closed shut. He ran over to the door and tried pulling and twisting the knob, but nothing happened.
Jonghyun growled upon noticing through the windows of his house a chuckling redhead over the phone. Pretty soon, he heard howling and whistling noises close by. He looked to his left and blushed in embarrassment as he saw Key over the phone, presumably chatting with the short redhead in his house. Minho held a digital camera and continued snapping photos of Jonghyun as Taemin and Onew laughed at him.
Being the nice boy, Jino hopped over the wooden fences separating their neighbored lawns and gave Jonahing a pair of jeans. But nonetheless, he was giggling at the situation. Jonghyun mumbled, “Shut up,” under his breath as he snatched the clothing from the younger boy beside him.
You’ll see what’s coming to you, stupid Red…
That evening, guess what happened after dinner?
Everyone's stalls were busy in the bathroom. Madeline never uses hers around the guys (excluding Key because he respects women other than Amber), so she waited until everyone was done.
It wasn't until a few minutes later when Jonghyun chuckled after hearing a high pitch scream. His plan worked perfectly; he had Jino call him when everyone was done using the restroom stalls in the manor house to tamper with the pipes on the side outside. He rushed to his house afterwards and jumped in his bedroom. He cackled in victory and took off his fedora hat, placing it beside him on a table. He lied on his bed and smiled victoriously with a feeling of accomplishment.
That is, until he heard the doorbell ring from downstairs.
Mrs. Kim opened the door to find Miss BoA and a soaked Madeline in a towel standing in front of her porch.
"Hello, Mrs. Kim, Spanish Ambassador Kim. Something terribly happened to the pipes in our restroom, and unfortunately Madeline became a victim of the accident." Miss BoA explained as the Kims analyzed the black liquid all over Madeline.
Their faces etched with worry as they quickly brang Madeline inside their house. "Don't worry, we'll watch over Madeline for you for the night." Spanish Ambassador Kim replied as Mrs. Kim guided a trembling Madeline upstairs to somewhere.
"Now, how old are you, sweetie?" Mrs. Kim asked.
"17."
"Oh, my son's 20 years old, I guess he can take care of you for now. Right now I'm making dinner and the food might burn any second, so - JONGHYUN-AH!" Jonghyun reluctantly walked out of his room to find his mother with a soaked redhead in nothing but a towel.
In nothing but a TOWEL.
"Sweetie, I trust you'll help Madeline in her weak estate? For some reason the pipes are having trouble in her place and she had become a victim to it. Be a dear and fish out clothes for her, yes? I'm afraid none of mine or your father's clothes will fit this small girl," she fully explained as she slightly pushed a shocked Madeline into the frozen Jonghyun.
Jonghyun snapped out of his daze and quickly registered what his mother just said. His eyes widened as she waved and quickly disappeared to the stairs, presumably to whatever the burned smell was coming from.
For some reason, Jonghyun blushed once he glanced down at Madeline's weak body trembling in a towel. He couldn't help but feel guilty and aroused all at once. The hell was this feeling?
His arms slowly wrapped themselves around the small girl in front of him as he reached for the door of his bedroom, where his private bathroom is.
Oh God, if you're there, I love you so much! Jonghyun thought to himself as he kept a grin from appearing on his face.
Author: choi_minju
Pairing: Jonghyun+OC (Madeline), KeyBer, 2MIN, KhunToria
Rating: PG-15
Genre: adventure, friendship, love, romance, comedy, action
Warning: May have vulgar language at times... and maybe few almost sexual scenes? Who knows.
Disclaimer: It's pretty obvious no one owns SHINee except for themselves. -____-
Summary: Madeline & Jonghyun are at odds with each other in the beginning, but then gradually get along as they go through hardships together. Basically this is a K-Pop story version of the storybook Madeline. Think of Jonghyun as Pepito. ;) Madeline's the natural redheaded French-Korean in Paris and Jonghyun's the tricky boy with the favorite black fedora hat.
This story will soon hold adventure of friendships forming and love blooming in the City of Love.
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Chapter 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Prologue] [Chapter 1] [Chapter 2]
Dinner was a mess for Miss BoA. She was clearly upset at the children she half-raised; Madeline fully raised. The 12 children + Nickhun had created a mess all over the dining room. She had been the one to stop the food fight, but unluckily for her a pie had landed on her face.
The Kims were displeased with their son, but yet found it amusing as Jonghyun and Madeline continued bickering rather than throwing food at each other now. Now the Kims know how to punish their son.
"Miss BoA, we believe our son can benefit here by helping you clean the dining room." Mr. Kim proposes to the nun. Miss BoA's eyes glint with satisfaction as she smirked towards the children reluctantly forming 2 lines in front of her now. She came up with an idea.
"Why yes, Spanish Ambassador Kim, it looks like Madeline should serve the same punishment as well." Miss BoA voiced out her opinion, or more like decision. Everyone looked at once to the smallest one in the room with the red hair. Madeline gulped and lowered her head in shame. She really didn't want to spend her evening alone with the Black Hatted Jonghyun. She then thought, Man doesn't he ever take that damn thing off?
Noticing Madeline's discomfort, IU and Amber made eye contact before raising their hands. "Miss BoA, IU and I also joined this fight. I think we should also bear responsibility." Amber boldly stated.
Not wanting to get involved further into guilt trip and because they all needed a shower and sleep, the 9 roommates flee to the huge bathroom with Nickhun, leaving a grumbling boy in a fedora hat and a pissed off redhead.
1:13a.m., and Jonghyun, Madeline, IU, and Amber finally got the dining room and kitchen clean. Miss BoA already fell asleep and the Kims already went home hours ago after dinner ended. Exhausted, the 4 troopers headed to the public bathroom.
What they did not expect was a grinning Key in nothing but a pink towel and bathrobe, gesturing them to come over to him. They slowly moved closer to him and raised their eyebrows. Jonghyun cheekily joked around about how sexy Key looks, causing Amber to blush slightly. IU and Madeline noticed this, but dared themselves not to say anything if they wanted to live another day.
While the girls were caught off-guard, Key smirked and raised the stretchable showerhead close to him and turned on the lever on the side.
"AHHHH! KEY!" "WHAT THE FUCK?!" "IMMA PUMMEL YOU TO THE GROUND, YOU FAG!"
Jonghyun laughed like a maniac until the showerhead water soaked him as well. His smile turned into a frown. "YAH! KIM KIBUM! WHAT THE HELL?!"
Key laughed victoriously until the girls realized he was only wearing a bathrobe and towel. They grinned at him and lunged forward, with Madeline bravely tugging the bathrobe off, only revealing his pink towel. Key blushed and yelped, trying to run in the huge bathroom until Jonghyun got a hold of him. When Jonghyun saw what the girls did just now, he quickly caught on and tugged the towel off of Key, using the towel to slap his naked ass.
Key yelped in pain and turned to glare at the 4 wet clothed friends witnessing him naked. "OHHH....so that's how it's going down!" he muttered under his breath as he grabbed another stretchable showerhead from another cubicle stall.
Krystal walks by the hallway until she hears noises coming from the bathroom. Curious, she opens the door and walks into the slippery scene before her. She is so appalled at the sight of Key running around naked wherever the showerhead can reach. IU and Amber teamed up to hide in a stall as Amber holds onto a showerhead. Jonghyun and Madeline fought each other without showerheads. Instead, Jonghyun held onto his hat with one hand and a bar of soap on the other. Madeline was trying to grasp the hat as she held a bottle of shampoo in her hand.
Krystal got annoyed at the heartily laughed scene and yelled at them. "HEY! STOP FOOLING AROUND AND GET YOUR FAGASS SOME CLOTHES!!!" Then she stomped off the scene to the bedroom.
All 5 of them stopped what they were doing. They looked at themselves and laughed heartily once more before actually going into different stalls to wash themselves.
The next day, like little children in the playground, Jonghyun and Madeline have declared each other as rivals at war.
At the time, they were outside in front of each other's lawn. In Madeline's side, the reactions of her friends went like this:
- Krystal didn't care.
- Jino felt amused.
- Minho wanted to know what would happen to his 'shorty'.
- Taemin did whatever Minho did.
- Key smiled and shook his head at their antics.
- Amber rolled her eyes and smiled goofily.
- IU giggled and nudged Madeline.
- Luna laughed at the sight.
- Sulli got excited.
- Victoria and Nickhun placed a bet on who would win.
- Onew bet that Jonghyun would win this 'war'.
And so by the next morning was when the 'Black Hat' made his move.
Madeline woke up and went to get her unique uniform...when she found it had been replaced by the standard uniform. She panicked and looked through the whole house.
Meanwhile, Jonghyun smirked after he woke up in the morning, feeling accomplished and thanking Key for making a spare key for him mentally. He got up from his bed and put on the black fedora hat. He made his way to the closet and found the unique uniform that had been customized by Key and worn by Madeline. He held the fabric in his hands, and being the perverted skinship lover that he is, Jonghyun rubbed the material on his face and sniffed the lovely perfume on it. He smirked in victory the whole day.
Well, that is, until he went outside.
"Dammit! My skirt's so fucking short! Can't you wear this for me, Taemin?"
"No, noona! I don't want to look like a girl!"
Jonghyun caught a glimpse of a grumpy Redhead, but she indeed looked hot and sexy in her standard uniform outfit. She was standing outside, trying to play soccer with Minho, Taemin, and IU. His jaw dropped as the wind accidentally blew and he caught a peek of Madeline's boxer shorts whom were pink-and-green checkered. Jonghyun bit his lip in excitement.
From the corner of her eye, she can see the look of satisfaction on Jonghyun's face. Madeline grumbled and kicked the ball once more.
".....stupid Noir...."
That afternoon, the 'Redhead' claimed her revenge.
Jonghyun was in his bathroom, alone in his house, brushing his teeth, when all of a sudden he heard the doorbell ring. He grumbled and rinsed his mouth, then stomped his way to the front door.
Madeline was outside his front porch, ringing the doorbell numerous times. As soon as she heard, "God dammit, I'm coming! Have patience!" from the other side of the door, she silently chuckled and hid close to the door, executing her plan carefully.
Right when Jonghyun opened the door and stepped out into the porch, Madeline's eyes widened and her mouth formed an O shape.
She didn’t expect Jonghyun to only be in a white towel, the towel slipping down to show a peak of his happy trail and hip bone. Madeline’s eyes never tore off his toned abs and newly wet hair from the shower, the trickles of water drops going down his back.
Unfortunately, revenge was mostly on her mind, so she stopped biting her lower lip and glared at Jonghyun as she quickly slipped inside his house and locked the front door. Upon hearing the door click, Jonghyun’s eyes widened and turned to see the door closed shut. He ran over to the door and tried pulling and twisting the knob, but nothing happened.
Jonghyun growled upon noticing through the windows of his house a chuckling redhead over the phone. Pretty soon, he heard howling and whistling noises close by. He looked to his left and blushed in embarrassment as he saw Key over the phone, presumably chatting with the short redhead in his house. Minho held a digital camera and continued snapping photos of Jonghyun as Taemin and Onew laughed at him.
Being the nice boy, Jino hopped over the wooden fences separating their neighbored lawns and gave Jonahing a pair of jeans. But nonetheless, he was giggling at the situation. Jonghyun mumbled, “Shut up,” under his breath as he snatched the clothing from the younger boy beside him.
You’ll see what’s coming to you, stupid Red…
That evening, guess what happened after dinner?
Everyone's stalls were busy in the bathroom. Madeline never uses hers around the guys (excluding Key because he respects women other than Amber), so she waited until everyone was done.
It wasn't until a few minutes later when Jonghyun chuckled after hearing a high pitch scream. His plan worked perfectly; he had Jino call him when everyone was done using the restroom stalls in the manor house to tamper with the pipes on the side outside. He rushed to his house afterwards and jumped in his bedroom. He cackled in victory and took off his fedora hat, placing it beside him on a table. He lied on his bed and smiled victoriously with a feeling of accomplishment.
That is, until he heard the doorbell ring from downstairs.
Mrs. Kim opened the door to find Miss BoA and a soaked Madeline in a towel standing in front of her porch.
"Hello, Mrs. Kim, Spanish Ambassador Kim. Something terribly happened to the pipes in our restroom, and unfortunately Madeline became a victim of the accident." Miss BoA explained as the Kims analyzed the black liquid all over Madeline.
Their faces etched with worry as they quickly brang Madeline inside their house. "Don't worry, we'll watch over Madeline for you for the night." Spanish Ambassador Kim replied as Mrs. Kim guided a trembling Madeline upstairs to somewhere.
"Now, how old are you, sweetie?" Mrs. Kim asked.
"17."
"Oh, my son's 20 years old, I guess he can take care of you for now. Right now I'm making dinner and the food might burn any second, so - JONGHYUN-AH!" Jonghyun reluctantly walked out of his room to find his mother with a soaked redhead in nothing but a towel.
In nothing but a TOWEL.
"Sweetie, I trust you'll help Madeline in her weak estate? For some reason the pipes are having trouble in her place and she had become a victim to it. Be a dear and fish out clothes for her, yes? I'm afraid none of mine or your father's clothes will fit this small girl," she fully explained as she slightly pushed a shocked Madeline into the frozen Jonghyun.
Jonghyun snapped out of his daze and quickly registered what his mother just said. His eyes widened as she waved and quickly disappeared to the stairs, presumably to whatever the burned smell was coming from.
For some reason, Jonghyun blushed once he glanced down at Madeline's weak body trembling in a towel. He couldn't help but feel guilty and aroused all at once. The hell was this feeling?
His arms slowly wrapped themselves around the small girl in front of him as he reached for the door of his bedroom, where his private bathroom is.
Oh God, if you're there, I love you so much! Jonghyun thought to himself as he kept a grin from appearing on his face.