Character meme

[chocolime]

I have seen peeps do this so..now im asking everyone here who can read this journal to do this meme ^^. Basically, choose a character and post a letter to me as how the character "might have" written it. Ahaha remember to put yourself as anonymous leh...

Here are the list of characters you can choose from.

1. Sailor Galaxia - Sailormoon
2. Vegita -

Comments

[anonymous]

Aye, Miss Chocolime.

Such a lovely day to see you out in the seven seas.

I suppose you have some rum with you?
No?
WHY?
WHY IS THERE NO RUM?!
M'lady, it's wrong to have no rum while you're out sailing you know?
Rum is like milk to babies!

I'd love to stay but there is no rum and I have to look for the thump thump.

Till then, you'll always remember today as the day you almost had a date with Captain Jack Sparrow!

[chocolime]

Dear Captain Jack Sparrow,

There is no rum here my dear Jack Sparrow, for there is only Teh Tarik. Perhaps I shall indulge you with some Roti Canai as well? A pirate needs his energy for lootin and plunderin.

PS: by the way you look smexy

-Chocolime-

[anonymous]

HI THERE LITTLE PINK PERSON CHAN

HOW ARE YOU ARE YOU GOOD HAVE YOU KILLED ANYTHING RECENTLY? I BEAT UP A BIG BIG LOAD OF STUFFY OLD PEWYS FROM THE TWELVE DIVISION THIS MORNING THEY'RE SO DISGUSTING DONCHA THINK THEY'RE DISGUSTING I THINK THEY ARE AND SO DOES KEN-CHAN AND THE REST OF THE BOYS THINKS SO TOO BUT IF THEY DIDN THINK SO I'D WHACK THEM UNTIL THEY AGREE!! KEN-CHAN SAYS THAT GOOD HELP IS SO HARD TO GET NOWADAYS AND I THINK THEY'RE ALL STUPID AND YUMI AND BALDIE AND GAY AND I NEED TO GO NOW. K LOVE YOU BYEBYE

LOTSA LOVE AND CANDY AND DEAD BUNNIES
YACHIRU

[chocolime]

Dear Yachiru,

I've er...killed mosquitoes recently? O_O

-Chocolime-

[anonymous]

M' lady, why is the rum gone?!

I've had enough with this... Teh Tarik thing when I am in Singapore because that all that stupid Chow Yun Fatt look-alike of a pirate drinks on board.

But I'm intrigued. What is this... Roti Kanai thing that you speak of?

PS: I know. That stupid Orlando look-alike kiddo stands no chance next to me. Now perhaps, if you could find me some rum, I'd get back to you once I find that thump thump.

Till then, you'll always remeber today as the day you flirted with Captain Jack Sparrow!

[chocolime]

Dear Captain Jack Sparrow,

Thank you for your quick response. I understand that you are intoxicated for the all over the place posting O_o; Ah, roti canai is a bliss. I am sure you will throw away the rum for it. With the Dhal sauce that goes with it, your rum is no match. No matter. A bottle of rum for ye. ^_^ Cheers

-Chocolime-

[anonymous]

Shall I give you this pear, little one? For it seems, you are lacking of that particular fruit and entailing emotions of pain and doubt. Come now, I'll send you some, just as I've sent Cloud on his birthday, during Christmas and Valentines.

With love and dis-pair,
Sephiroth

[chocolime]

Dear Sephi-chan,

Can I call u Sephi-chan? CAN I??? cuz Sephi-chan sounds nicer. I like pears i like pears XD I'm happy to receive a pear from u.Pears are delicious.

-Chocolime-

[anonymous]

No you may not. For that would cause me much des-pear. Instead, call me Roth-sama...for I am rotten to the core, like dis-pear I offer you. Hmm, you react quite differently to the pain and angst on receiving my dis-pair. That should not be...less you are a masochist. If so, please do accept more of my des-pair and learn of the eternal angst that follows it. *looks cool*

With two hands of dis-pare,
Sephiroth

[chocolime]

Dear Roth-sama,

I'll....try to learn how to look emo and angsty. Perhaps Cloud can teach me how to emo more. He has a pear too..perhaps he can teach me how to use the pear for the good of angst. I couldn't get him on my handphone though. I wonder if he ever answers his handphone. Could you help me check if his number is correct?

450 - 777 - EMO - R - US

Thank you so much!

-Chocolime-

[anonymous]

Hello, my lady~

Would you have me indulge you with the taste of fine wine on this lovely day? For it will be such a waste to not spend it with such a charming fine lady as yourself. Would you bestow me the honour of your hand in return?

Zidane Tribal

[chocolime]

Dear Zidane,

*PINCH CHEEKS* You cheeky thing you. Come back to me when you've grown an xtra 20cm taller or so. *pat pats*

-Chocolime-

[anonymous]

*takes your hand and KISSED it*

Worry not, my lady. For my heights does not matter much when we aren't standing~ Let me indulge you with what that worth more than a 20cm of growth and you, my lady shall stand proud among all ladies, for the amount of loves I showered you with.

[chocolime]

Dear Zidane,

This letter worries me for I have to politely decline your...romantic advance. Dagger is staring over my shoulder while I am typing this. Perhaps you might want to bring some phoenix downs with you the next time you meet her.

Dagger: HMMMPPHH!!!!!

^^ ;;;;

-Chocolime-

[anonymous]

Wa.. wait, my lady! Don't you at least want to share a sip of wine?

And.. Hello Dagger darling. Fance meeting you here!

I will write again, my lady. Forget me not!

*FLEE*