Fortune Cookies? WTF?

[chocolate_cross]

 "In your absence I find other forms of amusement. "

What the fuck?  Who sent that?  Luke, was that you?

Or, as I suspect...Near?  Would Near send something like that, however?  Or is this something the other Mello would do?  Perhaps I am meant to think of Near, when in reality he was the one who sent it?  Well, fuck.  Why he would think I'd care,

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[saynotobadtouch]

... mmrrr? What the hell are you waking me up for?

[chocolate_cross]

This fortune cookie. You had...wait, you were sleeping. Guess not, then. I was going to blame you for this stupid fortune.

[saynotobadtouch]

You woke me up because of a cookie? You suck.

[chocolate_cross]

No, I woke you up because of the piece of paper inside the cookie-

oh, whatever. I actually woke you up because I couldn't stand you snoring.

[legoboss_n]

Mello, everyone is receiving one of those. Only some of them seem accurate; perhaps this is merely another prank.

[chocolate_cross]

Perhaps. Then again, perhaps not.