Mr. Eames' List (an Inception fanfiction)

[chn_breathmint]

Title: Mr. Eames’ List
Author: Mel Wong, @chn_breathmint on Livejournal and CyanideBreathmint at AO3.
Characters/Pairings: Arthur, Eames, Saito, Yusuf, Ariadne, Cobb, Eames/Arthur
Rating: PG for very mild language, vague sexual implications.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Inception or its characters.
Word Count: 564
Summary: The 50 Things Eames is no longer allowed

Comments

[ilovetakahana]

BRB LOLing forever at 42 [how appropriate!] and related numbers.

Eames is so funny and quirky and SUCH a fanboy, I love it!

[chn_breathmint]

You know he would make lewd jokes about sonic screwdrivers in his underwear.

- Mel

[shoppermania]

omg ♥♥♥

[chn_breathmint]

♥s back to you for reading and enjoying this. And ♥s anyway even if you didn't. I like to think I am a loving person.

- Mel

[clair3]

39. I am not Ali G.
40. Nor am I Borat.
41. I am no longer allowed to forge any character played by Sascha Baron-Cohen.
42. I am not the Doctor.
43. I am no longer allowed to ask co-workers if they want to see my TARDIS.
44. I am not allowed to fill my dreamscapes with Daleks.
45. Even if that was what I was thinking about at the time.
46. Nor do I have a sonic screwdriver in my pants.

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chn_breathmint]

Can you imagine him inflicting Bruno on Arthur?

- Mel

[o_chan]

I lol'd so hard at 29. I can just see the team getting freaked out and and oh god, there needs to be a fic in its own there.
Love it :D

[chn_breathmint]

A frenzy of totem-checking after that, I bet.

- Mel

[celestineangel]

DALEKS.

Oh, EAMES. XD

[chn_breathmint]

I spent 25k words going OH ARTHUR, so I decided it was high time Eames got some.

(25k words currently in proofread/beta stages. Will be up once beta reader and I hash some stuff out.)

- Mel

[celestineangel]

The Rolling Panda of Doom would like to say hello to the Hell Panda.

:D :D Can't wait for the OH ARTHUR fic. :D

[chn_breathmint]

The HellPanda is actually supposed to be a John Constantine panda. Art majors get silly ideas sometimes.

(Now everyone in my online circle thinks I'm a tiny little panda... which actually isn't that far off.)

OH ARTHUR will be posted once I get the beta back and do tweaks as needed.

- Mel