kisses on the necks of best friends

[chmclfairytales]

So, my epic summer plan fell flat on its face. Remember the girl I've been looking forward to seeing again, Lawrence ("H.")? She just told me that she's got a boyfriend now. LOLZ. Our hang-out next Tuesday is going to be full of her babbling about this new boyfriend. Good fun. Internetz, it seems you and I are gonna have a torrid affair this summer

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[chmclfairytales]

YAY!!

[amplifiedstatic]

Other reason: I wouldn't because I can't see myself being attracted to myself.

...your polls make me sound like a crazy woman. /o\

I'm sorry about the chick, bb, but we shall be here to distract you! ♥

[chmclfairytales]

Yeah, mindfuckery is my kinda thing. :DDDD

Thank you, internetz! *hugs you*

[sleepherealone]

Damn you for getting me into another weird kink! DAMN YOU! Seriously though, Pete/Pete would be so hot. *shifty eyes*

*hugs* about H. That fucking sucks, and I would just be like O HAY SRY I GOTS SOMETHING TA DO THAT DAY. I really couldn't listen to someone I had been at least semi-interested in blab about their new honey. So, best of luck on getting through THAT.

[chmclfairytales]

~HAPPY TO SPREAD THE KINK~

Lol, I have a lot of experience in that due to living with my ex after the relationship. Yeah, I kind of made a ridiculously crazy decision. XD

[sleepherealone]

I've read the weirdest shit due to bandom. For fuck's sake, I'll ACTUALLY READ MPREG NOW. *cradles head*

Oh BARF. I could not imagine that at all. I wouldn't be able to handle that, I'd end up wanting to kill them. XD

[perspexsea]

So at first Teen!Frank is all 'Bad-ass! I fucking ROCK with all those tattoos! I'm a hardcore motherfucker!' But then he gets a closer look and is like 'A smiley-face ballon, Frank? REALLY?' and then he's asking Frank about how the fuck he manages to ever have sex with his nana's watching everything like that.
So Now!Frank is all 'Fuck me and find out' so obvs Teen!Frank does. He thinks, seriously, I'm a hot motherfucker. Look at me. Anyone'd have to be crazy not to hit that! There's a quick moment when Now!Frank gets naked where Teen!Frank cracks up laughing at how ridiculous he looks, and thinks about how he'll never be that ridiculous when he gets older, what the fuck. But then he realises that fucking ridiculous or not, he is still HOT AS. So they get on with it.

But then! He's all 'Fraaaaaaannnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkk, grandpa keeps staring at me! He's judging us! we're disgracing the family name! I KNOW HE'S THINKING IT, JUST LOOK AT HIM. DUDE

[perspexsea]

lol and the first person to visit Teen!Frank? Is totally Pot Dreads!Frankie? And Frank's all 'This is what I have to look forward to? :(:(:(:(:((((:(:(:(:(((:('

And one of the Franks brings a picture of Gerard and shows it to Teen!Frank all, 'Check it out. This is the REST OF YOUR LIFE.' And then he wont let Teen!Frank keep it! So when Future!Frank passes out after the hot sexings, Teen!Frank sneaks into his pants pocket and steals it. He uses it as wanking material for the next like, four years until he meets actual Gerard.

And then he's all 'We've had a good run, Picture!Gerard, but if Real!Gerard ever finds you, I am going to have A LOT of awkward explaining to do, so....' And he burns it. He totally gets all teary too. All 'The longest relationship I ever had, *tear*'
But then Real!Gerard comes over and they have sex and Frank forgets how to be upset.

[penceyprepster]

LMAO :D

You rock!!! That was awesome!

But, um, why are Frank's grandparents watching them? LOL Just wondering *iz confused*

[perspexsea]

lolol

[galaxyaway]

You should tell your friend, 'I remember when my ex-boyfriend, Mikey Way, and I used to feed the unicorns razzle dazzles at the park' and burst into tears and be like, 'I miss Mikey' everytime she mentions the word boyfriend.

[sleepherealone]

LOL YES THIS IS THE BEST PLAN OF ACTION.

[penceyprepster]

Best plan ever!

And, Razzle Dazzles FTW!

[galaxyaway]

Razzle Dazzles save lives. It's serious stuff, man.