if i were a day of the week i'd be friday ( Read more... )

So yesterday I'm riding my bike to work in the pouring rain. I come to a DESIGNATED CROSSWALK and I wait for the loser motorists to slow down because I don't trust ANYONE behind the wheel of a car. This lady slows down for me and I let the two other speedy cars on the other side of the road go by since they are in such a hurry and I see another ( Read more... )

It literally feels like a sheet or a layer surrounding my skin. This is how dualism is possible; something mental can indeed arouse a physical sensation. Like a breath on my neck, it whispers words I don't want to hear or feel. It knows. It knows exactly what I'm feeling and thinking and that's why it plays on every emotion I have. What does ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal SitcomBringing Up chloho (FOX, 4:30): chloho (Joe Rogan) makes fun of vinsyndication (Quentin Tarantino) for enjoying circadian rhythms. Later that day, lefo (Angela Lansbury) claims to be legaia (Robert Redford) in a job interview. Soon afterwards, phreshnphunky (Julia Roberts) tells a joke that offends virginiaplain (Amy Poehler). ( Read more... )

Death is so final. As you get older, you would think that you would start getting used to the idea that people do die, but you don't. It sounds naive and childish and innocent even, but sometimes I just don't believe it really happens. It only happens to people on the news. I shake my head in despair and then turn off the TV and put it out of ( Read more... )

I know I need to get over it but sometimes the takeover really hurts. Oh well, it will get better with time ( Read more... )

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. "Stop! Stop right there! Call a cab." -All Families are Psychotic by Doug Coupland ( Read more... )

I'm trying not to down my hypocrite pill...

Today...

I bought a homeless man some dinner.

I called Jamie and sent my love to her.

Tomorrow...

I'm going to work at 5am.

I'm going to get a hamster.

Later...

I'll change my ringtone to Senorita.

I want to write a livejournal post that has a cult following and like 37 people write comments!!!