Right

[chloeas]

Well, that was lovely to wake up to on a Saturday morning. I just don't understand how that poor excuse for a tabloid manages to sell enough papers to stay in business. That picture is clearly not what they are describing.

The Inquisitor is about as accurate as The Onion, at least The Onion doesn't pretend to be reporting real news.

(ooc: This

Comments

Meta maybe? IDK, I just couldn't stop her from commenting.

[dontbea_racist]

Hell's Gate? Not likely.

Hee, understandable.

[chloeas]

Hell's Gate is the name of a neighborhood here in Metropolis, it leads to the Suicide Slums.

[dontbea_racist]

You're kidding. Someone actually named a neighborhood that?

[chloeas]

I'm not sure what the real one looks like, but if you went to the area, you'd understand why.

[dl_greenarrow]

Hell. I'm sorry, Chloe.

[chloeas]

You have nothing to be sorry about, Oliver, it's not your fault. I'm just annoyed people like that give my profession a bad reputation.

[dl_greenarrow]

Yeah, well I'm sorry your name is getting dragged through the dirt.

[chloeas]

I'm not worried about it, I know better than to let that kind of thing affect me. I'm sorry this happened when I dragged you out.

[cry_canary]

I shouldn't be laughing, should I?

[chloeas]

I can see why it could be amusing...

[theboyscout]

[chloeas]

It's not true, Clark.