Comments | chitinous: Chocolate Groin-Punching

chitinous

Chocolate Groin-Punching

Dec 17, 2008 13:46

I think of myself as a dessert warrior, food sensitivities be damned. With enough digestive supplements, I will tackle whatever postprandial delights you set before me. No Cookie Too Rich has been my motto. Until now.

I just got taken out by one of these:

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oh, it was, it was chitinous December 17 2008, 21:52:46 UTC

The satisfaction still outweighs the nausea.

chrisomatic December 17 2008, 21:52:42 UTC

That shit looks DENSE.

chitinous December 17 2008, 21:53:11 UTC

Weapons-grade.

chrisomatic December 17 2008, 21:56:11 UTC

I can feel it hitting the pit of my stomach just looking at it! I hope you have many strong supporters around you during your recovery.

chitinous December 17 2008, 22:09:18 UTC

It was a lesson that some chocolate desserts really are better shared rather than hogged. Oy. Thank you for the well wishes. ;>

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you can have 12! chitinous December 17 2008, 22:33:16 UTC

They custom-bake each order, minimum one dozen.

parlance December 18 2008, 00:29:01 UTC

postprandial

This is why I like you.

it's mutual chitinous December 18 2008, 00:30:19 UTC

D'aww!! :>

bad bad bad bad sugar! nifwitch December 18 2008, 15:31:49 UTC

As I've been wrestling this December with homemade buttermints, brownies, giant chocolate cakes, and meltingly smooth fudge, this thing frightens me.

Really, if I eat any sugar besides dark chocolate 70%, I regret it.

But oh, then I go and forget myself...

Re: bad bad bad bad sugar! chitinous December 18 2008, 18:29:30 UTC

homemade buttermints, brownies, giant chocolate cakes, and meltingly smooth fudge

Yes, oh yes, keep talking!