Porn star vs. Kirk Cameron: Competing theories of evolution

[chitinous]

"So black people are descended from gorillas," the fetish model begins telling my pals pariskennedy and tarnished_angel, "and white people are descended from space aliens."

The twin you've GOT to be kidding looks on their faces prompt her to cop a superior attitude: "Well, I guess this theory doesn't work for you if you don't believe in extraterrestrials

Comments

[argentla]

BWAHAHAHA. Dammit, it's not nice to make me snort soda up my nose.

Have you seen Kirk Cameron's hilarious website?

[chitinous]

Oh, man. I should have linked to it. Thanks for the url!

[spoonfeeding]

(I am running out the door so did not read all your post, just glanced mega quick because I saw Kirk cameron.

(When I showed that video to robert, he responded, "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE POMEGRANATE? WHY, GOD, WHY?)

[chitinous]

The pomegranate is associated with the underworld, and therefore clearly the creation of Satan.

See you next week, right? right? Remember I'm coming to stay with you, so do not foster a dozen min pins on Monday or Tuesday night!

[argentla]

Wait...but isn't the pomegranate's association with the Underworld a Greco-Roman thing? And thus nothing but a silly fiction by benighted people doomed to spend eternity in Purgatory for having been born before Christianity? Or am I thinking about this too much?

[chitinous]

Yes, it is a Greco-Roman myth-based association. I guess everyone's going to hell anyway at some point.

i laugh to keep from crying

[chreebomb]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

Re: i laugh to keep from crying

[chitinous]

Oh boy I know...

[gordonzola]

weird, I just saw this post. and it rules!

[chitinous]

Thanks! I had a feeling you'd get a kick out of it.