Episode 3 -- Damning with not too faint praise

[chitinous]

There really can be no spoilers to the current Star Wars movie because we all know how this one ends. I had no pressing desire to see it, but --much like those people you date a few times until you both realize there's no chemistry and quit calling each other-- I knew I was going to end up running into it at some point; and there were special

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[lizsybarite]

The bad reviews of this film, sickeningly, just make me want to see it more so I can join in the collective laughter. But first, I must see Ep 2. Arrrg!

[chitinous]

Episode 2 is MPAA rated RRRB for Really Really Really Bad. Steel yourself.

[sparkle_shortz]

It is really fun to watch on video and make fun of while getting in the requisite plot catch-up. Esp if you have a friend who likes to say "Boba Fett!" over and over.

[kaffeesuchtig]

If you ever meet a German and you want to give that person a pronunciation complex, get him/her to say Darth Vader. Hilarity will ensue. It will probably sound something like Darf Wader.

[chitinous]

Ha! Awwww, that's so mean.

[ilipodscrill]

yeah, i saw it too. this review hits the nail on the head. i knew it couldn't be half as annoying as the last 2.

[chitinous]

God only knows what would have happened to the time-space continuum if it had been as annoying. Ugh.

[frescaphile]

In addition to Fresca, I am addicted to Diet Pepsi. It pains me that I have to look at these annoying Star Wars characters on the label for lord only knows how many months. Guess I'll just squeeze my eyes shut whilst pouring and hope most of the stuff makes it into the glass.

[chitinous]

Oh no! Good luck with that.

[monablu]

this has got to be the best review yet! I am doomed to have to go see it eventually, only because i have a teenage son who is not yet allowed to go to the movies by himself.

blah.

[chitinous]

"Doomed." Yeah. How did he feel about the last 2?