HP7, completely spoilerless review

[chipperazzi]

It. Was. Shit.

And I don't mean "shit" as in "yo, dude, that was totally the shit". I mean "shit" as in "could have found better stuff on FF.net

Comments

[chipperazzi]

After I read the epilogue I seriously wanted there to be two blank pages, followed by this:

Harry woke to the sound of his mother's voice calling him for breakfast. From beneath his window, he could hear his father talking to their neighbour Batty Bagshot over the fence.

He remembered the dream, the pain, the overdose of phallic imagery in the form of snakes and wands and pimp canes. Most of all he remembered the sheer WTFness of it all.

"Motherfuck," he mumbled. "That'll teach me to smoke the cheap shit."

THE END.

Yay, someone else who hates Hagrid! I've got friends who love him and say he's very endearing, but I just find him unbelievably stupid and more trouble than he's worth. Grawp was the most pointless character ever.

[chipperazzi]

I heard that the Americans got lucky when it came to the accent thing, because in the US version of the books Hagrid's accent wasn't included (being "hard to understand"... being an idiot).

[bluefragment]

Man, I love your ending. :D

[chipperazzi]

All it took was five minutes, cold coffee and hot soupy noodles. JK needs to go back to being a starving writer. ALL THEM BILLIONS, THEY MAKE ONE NOT SMART.

[flutterflywild]

OMG I felt so bad for not liking the damn book. But I don't! I want to re-read it, but every time I glance at it, I get majorly annoyed.

And I much prefer your ending to her's :D

[chipperazzi]

Glad you liked the ending :D I felt bad when I was reading the book because I kept putting it down to watch TV, get a coffee, read other books, play computer games etc. It was a very annoying read.