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[chimneypete]

Had a Sodus shoot again this weekend. I think it went well (for the part I was there for). Hoping everything else turns out alright.

Comment here with your name and I'll tell you something that I'd like to do to you when the lights are off.

Comments

[missdivakitty]

hmmm... wish I was at the shoot... happy belated...
and violate me!

[chimneypete]

The violation begins now

[chimneypete]

On our trip to Alaska (during the darkest months of course), we are confronted by and old inuit man that sells us a treasure map for a dollar and a loaf of bread. We go to the local supply store and get some equipment. Two hours later, we are bogged down by bags of flashlights and jerky and lost in a winter wasteland. Finally we come upon a series of holes in a patch of ice that is labeled on our map. A baby seal pokes it's head through a hole, then quickly disappears. Then another in a different hole, then another and another. You grab your trusty club and start hitting them on the head like a game of Whack-a-Mole. After you've clubbed em all, a nearby glacier begins sinking. In it's stead is a glowing treasure chest with two hot mermaids on either side. Alaska is awesome.

[justsomegai]

what has my ninja training prepared me for?

[chimneypete]

Your ninja training brought you Lies! In fact, the world has become overrun with lies, so much so, that the sun has been completely blocked out by them, leaving us in eternal darkness. After slapping your hand off my leg for the 12th time, we begin our journey to cure this world of lies. We walk to the source of lies - a fissure that spews out non-truths. We are armed with a Bible each. We open them and toss them into the fissure. The lies stop...but only for a moment. The ground shakes and then the tiny fissure becomes twice as big, erupting with even darker lies, filling the sky even more. Oh well, I've got cookies at my house and you've got a Predator costume to finish.

[fusion_samus]

I'm Rail and I'm your biggest fangirl next to your girlfriend and whatnot. So enlighten me, hotness that is Ben Lathan... =D

[chimneypete]

The night starts off with watching Buckaroo Banzai and playing the drinking game (anytime the movie kicks ass, drink). Needless to say, we were drunker than drunk. I'm not exactly sure where this story is going because I have a wicked headache right now, so I will return to it as soon as I can.

[chimneypete]

Ok, so we're drunk. During the movie, we get talking about lasers and eventually laser tag, because of the Oscillation Overthruster. We somehow both simultaneously come to the realization that we need to open a gigantic Laser Tag arena, the kind of which the world has never seen before. Seven levels of pure fun, designed by us. Twenty years later we open it and it is an immediate success. Our pictures are on the covers of business magazines, Time, People, and Weekly World News (next to Bat Boy's picture). We are legends and we live happily ever after...until I get AIDS from a stray laser beam to the eye.

[jaqueslemure]

This is Hex! and this is my new journal. So, y'know, add me or something. So, the lights went out? What? What're you doing, Ben?