Basically, what happens when the living embodiment of a Mary Sue trope pops into the J.J. Abrams version of Star Trek and how she affects the characters within.

I only got into the Ensign Sue Must Die webcomic epic (currently in the third and final chapter) when I spotted kevinbolk's art post that showed a Benedict-Holmes cameo. From there, I ( Read more... )

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Your offer of "no strings attached" sex with Chase was born of stress and the need to feel and be felt by another human being.

You were tired of waiting for the impossible, and House was beyond impossible. House had also made it feel impossible for you to throw yourself into any romantic relationship.

“Cameron, I love you.”

(You felt ruined.)

You ( Read more... )

Previous chapters are here.

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Somewhere in somebody’s office…

You guys really did it now, haven't you?

Uh…

We regret nothing!

(Snort!) Well, that's what you say NOW. I've stopped your little friends from escaping and caught you just in time before you sent this little beauty off. Nice piece of work, though...

Really?

Are you kidding ( Read more... )

- two chase scenes
- a bit of an inside joke
- somethin'-somethin'!
- a break-in
- some hocus-pocus
- the epilogue and exposé...after this chapter. ;)

I'm afraid I'm a bit flaky about the placement of the Operating Room in canon, so if the floor it’s on in this fic is wrong, please let me know. Even though this is crack.

Previous chapters can be ( Read more... )

Beware of the crack...

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(Looks at a piece of paper, then up) What is this?

(Pretends ignorance) Well, it’s your list of dastardly deeds. Why?

(Waves piece of paper in the air) Somebody marked off SOMETHING and wrote in something else. And the handwriting looks familiar…

Er…I thought it might bring some more action into this ( Read more... )

It was the day that House was on leave.

There was a peaceful, unnatural lull in the conference room. Chase was in the Free Clinic, filling in for House-again. Foreman was called for a consult in Neurology, and Cameron was the one left behind to hold the fort.

Cameron had been perusing her copy of the New England Medical Journal when her cell ( Read more... )

TITLE: An Awkward Position, 2
AUTHOR: chilibreath
PAIRING: House/Cameron (established)
RATING: PG--for swearing, dubious imagery, evil plotters
WARNINGS: Loads of crack! Take nothing seriously!!!
SUMMARY: “Oh, this?” House asked brightly. “I have a couple of parasites residing in my abdominal wall.”
DISCLAIMER: I don't own House...I'll be lucky if I can ( Read more... )

“It can't be!”

Cameron leaned back carefully on her stool, shaking her head in disbelief, before looking over the results of the urine tests for the third time-after running the urine sample the fourth time.

“Do them again.”

“We've run the same tests FOUR times, House,” Cameron said wearily. “The results are conclusive…”

“Run them ( Read more... )

*cracks knuckles*

Here are some more---this time from FF.net.

I don't know if s/he posts in LJ, but DAMN! No fanfic list is complete without a fic of barvahalla's. I have found--so many! Lord of the Pickles, Horse Calls, Too Sexy for his Shirt, and The Body's Guest. The last fic is HAWT and friggin' AWESOME, but I suggest going to bard's profile, ( Read more... )