Comments | child_radical: 129th Revolution: Selling myself to employeers.

child_radical

129th Revolution: Selling myself to employeers.

Jul 16, 2010 16:38

Well seeing as how my boredom and other things have finally caught up with me and made me more restless than I expected, I was wondering if there is anybody offering employment or knowledgable of any employment opportunities? Even though I'm only eleven I have a wide variety of skills ranging from martial arts expertise, extensive understanding of ( Read more... )

hormones rising, the city, asking the network, why don't you go get a job?, bored huey is bored, a eleven year old is showing you up

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thuggincornrows July 16 2010, 20:47:55 UTC

So in other words you tryin' to get a job in order to keep yo mind off hoes. A'ight I can help you out. You can work fo' me.

child_radical July 17 2010, 02:00:09 UTC

I'll work you over, how about that?

1/2 thuggincornrows July 17 2010, 05:51:10 UTC

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thuggincornrows July 17 2010, 05:54:26 UTC

But, Huey look I'm serious though. See I wanna open my own business sellin' art, but to do it I'm gonna need a lawyer, a bodyguard, a psychologist, a poet, a manager, and an employee amongst other things. And since you can do all of that shit I'm gon' need you.

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misterblackbird July 16 2010, 21:07:55 UTC

You're the same age as my sister, and yet you've experience in those fields?

child_radical July 17 2010, 01:59:42 UTC

I'm not the ordinary child.

misterblackbird July 17 2010, 02:02:37 UTC

Yes, clearly you are far from ordinary.

I'm quite sorry I haven't a position to offer you.

child_radical July 17 2010, 02:07:05 UTC

Know anyone that is?

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worksmart July 16 2010, 23:09:46 UTC

Buy some magazines.

child_radical July 17 2010, 01:59:16 UTC

I asked for real suggestions, not some trite assignment you give to six-year-olds.

worksmart July 17 2010, 02:02:52 UTC

[There's a repetitive noise in the background, something like metal striking rock. It stops.]

I didn't want you to buy them for me.

child_radical July 17 2010, 02:06:40 UTC

I know what you were getting at.

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ms_marycontrary July 17 2010, 00:00:03 UTC

You can do all of those things, Huey?

child_radical July 17 2010, 01:54:30 UTC

Yeah.

ms_marycontrary July 17 2010, 02:05:10 UTC

That's amazing! I can't believe you're my age and you know all those things...I'm only starting to learn philosophy!

child_radical July 17 2010, 02:08:13 UTC

Well in my world and time a person needs to know things or else the system will run all over them.

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soulofocean July 17 2010, 00:12:30 UTC

Really? Come work with us at the flower shop! We could use someone who doesn't suck at math.

child_radical July 17 2010, 01:57:31 UTC

How many people have you hired that can't do basic addition and subtraction?

soulofocean July 17 2010, 05:12:01 UTC

Hey, now. Ken and I CAN do the basic numbers deal, thankyouverymuch.

It's the more complex finances part that gives us trouble! We can't keep relying on the fact Syaoran's a bookworm to handle that.

child_radical July 17 2010, 05:28:25 UTC

If it worked so far then there doesn't seem to be a problem.

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