:: post eleven :: there is no zipper ::

[child_proteus]

To all of you haters out there that seem to think that spandex was hell-sent by the Antichrist himself in order to torture our mortal souls-

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SPANDEX.
SPANDEX CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.
IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO PULL OFF SPANDEX.

LET'S JUST ALL ADMIT THIS AND MOVE ON.
THE SPHERE WILL BE A BETTER PLACE FOR IT.

peace out, in love and

Comments

[distant_dragon]

...spandex.

I get some truly baffling mental images when associating with that word.

[child_proteus]

...yes totally spandex.

Not you too, D. What with the whole anti-spandex thing? I mean, you have to admit -- black spandex on a ninja would totally make sense. You could be all 'one with the shadows' or whatever that stuff and nonsense is, yeah?

IT'S A GOOD THING HE DOESN'T REMEMBER HE USED TO WEAR A BLACK STRETCHY UNITARD

[distant_dragon]

The thing is -- the association I'm getting isn't black. I seem to recall that it came along with incredibly questionable fashion sense on someone-not-me.

Hey...you got some time today? I got one of the crystals and I'm not gonna use it if I'm by myself.

Re: IT'S A GOOD THING HE DOESN'T REMEMBER HE USED TO WEAR A BLACK STRETCHY UNITARD

[child_proteus]

Why does everybody hear the word spandex and then suddenly thing "incredibly questionable fashion sense"? I'll have you know, there's at least one notable exception that I can think of, straight off the bat.

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CONFUSED SOUL HERE

[crownofsnow]

What is spandex?

DO NOT BE CONFUSED, ALLEN. I WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY.

[child_proteus]

Spandex, my dear Walker-named friend, is one of the greatest miracles known to man. It's a fabric that is really really stretchy and gets all cling to your body fantastic when you wear it. Trust me on this one.

ALLEN INDIRECTLY KNOWS THE WAY. YOU CAN BLAME THE ORDER FOR THAT!

[crownofsnow]

It is? Like that stuff I was wearing in that memory you saw? I'm not sure it would work with me, every time I change forms my sword rips things.

THRONE CAN RELATE TO THIS WHOLE "CHANGING FORMS RUINS MY CLOTHES THINGS".

[child_proteus]

Yeah kind of like that. Where I'm from it takes a lot of different forms, I think, and the point of reference I've got is really specific and not entirely the same.

Ah, yeah. It totally totally sucks when you've got to deal with something that perpetually messes up your clothes. Murder on the wardrobe, unless you think up something creative.

(I just wanted a reason to use this icon)

[crossroaddeal]

Right-o, sure it is.

[child_proteus]

Dude. You are a guy who spoke to his car in an inappropriate tone of voice and called it my baby.

Your opinions on spandex? So not applicable here.