:: post six :: not nearly repressed enough ::

[child_proteus]

Dear Sirs and Madams of the 'Sphere,

It has come to my most aggrieved attention that my overzealous lay-about of a roommate (♥) has taken it upon himself to single-handedly invite all of you to drop by at our house unannounced and whenever the mood strikes you.  Please accept my humble apologies when I say, PLEASE IGNORE HIM.  He is of a strange

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[felinemystique]

Uh huh.

[child_proteus]

Yuh huh.

[felinemystique]

Glad we got that settled, then.

[child_proteus]

He started it.

[twoninths]

Oh, Throne! Why do you object to me making friends?

this is me smirking at you from across the dinner table, roomie.

[child_proteus]

There is a different between making friends, my dear Argent, and inviting them willy nilly into our home. Didn't anybody teach you the sanctity of roommate-ship?

this is me making puppy-dog eyes at you across the dinner table, roomie

[twoninths]

The sanctity? Throne, I would never want anyone to trample what we share!

My intention was only to find a way to fill the void that is present in my heart whenever you are not around.

this is me leaning over said table and poking you once in the nose, roomie

[child_proteus]

Strangers in our sweet abode, dear Argent! Truly, you have sullied our hearth and home!

...Is that same void around whenever I'm supposedly wandering the house shirtless? Cause if it is, we should get it looked at.

[elegantromantic]

Prince...?

[child_proteus]

.......domestic problems, Iris dear.

[elegantromantic]

Ah, the troubled life of an elegant Prince. The subjects are not treating you with proper respect? &hearts

[child_proteus]

Yes, my flower, exactly it! Though, admittedly, you're not helping, encouraging such usurpers.

[unlostsoul]

You two are so weird.

So, define suitable hours?

[child_proteus]

Listen, I'm sure that your domestic bliss has it's ups and downs, yeah? And we've got ours.

Dude. You know you don't count.

[unlostsoul]

Ours aren't, you know, public or crazy.

Hey. This is just me... not assuming stuff. I'm glad to hear it though.

[child_proteus]

Well then maybe you two need to make an extra effort to share more with the class.

I appreciate the gesture, but you should know by now -- there are some things that are safe to assume. Besides, you and D never use the front door. Window only, which is like backstage access. You know -- VIP. Inner circle. Secret password. That kind of stuff.

[child_proteus]

translation :: IGNORE ARGENT. BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

[child_proteus]

He keeps inviting random strangers to the house, just, "Oh hey I've written a sentence to you know, you know what, come over to where I live whenever you feel like it -- morning noon or night!"