:: post two :: valentines ::

[child_proteus]

So apparently, love is in the air.  in the fact, the Sphere is practically swimming it.

If, course, by love you mean one of the following:

• "non-romantic" bouquets left on the doorsteps of friendly rivals who does that
  
• perfect strangers forced into strained awkward social situations over coffee
• cat fighting through the journals over Gungnir of all

Comments

[virtuousvictory]

There, there... things will be alright :)

[child_proteus]

Your comfort, during this time of need, brings tears to my eyes, thank you.

[virtuousvictory]

I certainly hope they are good tears!

[child_proteus]

Oh certainly, my dear. Tears of joy.

[flenceburgsbest]

Ah .. Throne?

Awkward or not, this is for Claw and Kitty.

If anything, some people are making new friends, and I think that was what Kitty was going for.

Plus she seems to be able to sprout giant claws. I had the misfortune of meeting her in this 'mode' of hers.

[child_proteus]

Oh, dude, don't get me wrong, I am all about helping out Claw and Kitty and I am all about making new friends. I guess it's other stupid things that have got me glowering at the thought of chocolate boxes and roses.

Sorry if I'm being a dick.

Also. Dude what is with you and your track record of having girls attack you?

[flenceburgsbest]

Well, I suppose you're right. Noone is throwing these items at you, however. It is best to try and make the best of things right now.

You are not being a .. phallic symbol. Don't worry about it.

I DON'T KNOW. I seem to emit "HATE" pheromones that drives the ladies insane in a very, very bad way?

[distant_dragon]

Just to save my ass, huh? I'm hurt.

I don't want to know, do I.

[child_proteus]

Okay okay, maybe I have alterior motives, but now my cover's been blown.

Honestly? I don't know. Actually, I do. No, you don't.

[distant_dragon]

Just think how crushed I would be if that was all it was.

...fuck. Great. My imagination can fill in the blanks.

[child_proteus]

Oh no no, anything but a crushed Drake. That just won't do. Besides, you've already gotten the promise of dinner and a picnic. What else could a guy ask for, D?

Don't bother. It'll all end up in tears. Trust me.

[twoninths]

Ah, my friend. You do lead a whirlwind life!

Tell you what, I shall sacrifice my pride and build you this fort for you, so that you may hide and mope frolic in it upon your return.

[child_proteus]

Whirlwind? I was thinkingmore tsumani. Only I'm drowning in it, G.

Man, Argent, you spoil me rotten. What would I do without you and your sacrificial pride? You have to promise me that you'll partake in its blankety goodness with me. I mean, since your dignity's already gone out the window, what else do you have left to lose?

[twoninths]

Oh, do not be so overdramatic. Put some effort into it and swim.

Well, you would certainly be one pillow fort poorer. I am not certain we have the materials to make one big enough for two, but I pose two questions to you: is using the couch to make one of the walls cheating and where is the linen cupboard?

[child_proteus]

Man, have I fallen so far? That Argent is telling me to not be overdramatic? Well, that's a shock to the system. Swim it is, my good man! I shall put my back into it!

As for your questions...couch utlization is a classic technique but it depends on whether you're old school or not. As for our linen cupboard, I really can't say. One, because we don't have a cupboard and, two, we don't have linens. Though I do have that extra bolt of silk...or is that sacriledge?

[moonlit_mirage]

It sounds rather intense, Throne-san.

[child_proteus]

Sort of.

Kind of.

Totally.

[moonlit_mirage]

Will you be all right?

[child_proteus]

Yeah.

I think so.

Definitely.

Thanks for asking, Crow. It's appreciated.