5th Revolution: I am not amused

[child_radical]

I've never understood the entire point behind this day. For one day out of the year, people like to spend extravagant amounts of money in order to prove just how much they love one another. To think that people have changed the true meaning behind the term into the accumulation of material objects. Surely there are some who can hold true to the

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[el_kabang]

I love a man who's long-winded~.

OOC: Very

[child_radical]

Right, I hope you can at least get together with the person that you've fallen in love with.

[el_kabang]

I'm sure I'll come up with something~...

[OOC: If he's outside, I'm pretty sure he's hearing a Vespa engine right about now]

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[child_radical]

[Huey sighs and ruffles his afro lightly before he looks around in confusion at the sound of what he thinks is nothing more than a scooter going out at full tilt as he continues to walk outside his apartment. In true fashion to his character he keeps a neutral expression while raising his eyebrow.]

What the hell?

[ooc: feel free to AP pounce, and I should clarify his location to being outside eventually]

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[el_kabang]

[Vrrrrrrrrmmmmm]

READY OR NOT, HERE I COME'N GET IT!

[As the Vespa charges forward, Haruko leaps off, guitar drawn back to deliver the blow to that rather large target]

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[child_radical]

[Huey's eyes widen as he hears a woman's battle cry echo in the air. Turning around he sees Haruko flying towards him. The older woman primed and ready to bash him over the head with a guitar.]

Oh you have got to be kidding me.

[The boy hops backwards a few feet and settles into a horse stance. He may seem tense but he keeps himself loose enough to react at the slightest suggestion of violence towards him.]

What the hell is wrong with you?

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[el_kabang]

[The Vespa continues on its trajectory into a light post, while Haruko grins widely and grips her bass guitar tight through a gloved hand.]

I'M IN LOVE~!

[With that, she's on the attack, leaping forward and aiming for Huey's head]

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[child_radical]

[At her declaration the boy can do nothing. His mask of annoyance shattered and replaced with a deserved shocked expression.]

I'm 10 and you're 19! This is criminal! And there are other ways to declare your feelings than trying to kill a person!

[He continues to dodge the wild swings aimed at his head while at the same time trying not to get anything or anyone else dragged into the spectacle.]

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[el_kabang]

[Pauses her assault, completely calm all of a sudden]

Love is a mysterious thing; I can't be held responsible for how it works. Besides, you're the first person I've ever missed on the first swing.

As for other ways~...

[She's sauntering over now, a completely different type of grin on her face. She's still holding the guitar, but it's not tensed up.]

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[child_radical]

[He sees that her grip on the weapon is lax but he keeps his stance ready in case of another shift in her actions the moment she gets closer to him.]

I'm warning you, don't try anything funny.

[ooc:start the pron music go for it.]

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[el_kabang]

[She drops the guitar with a clatter, and walks right up to the boy.]

I'm not laughing.

[If there's a wall nearby, she'll be moving him towards it]

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[child_radical]

[Feeling the woman's hands against his shoulders he tries to yank himself free only to find that it's useless. Huey realizes he's in deep as he notices that the pink-haired woman is stronger than her lithe frame would suggest.]

What are you doing?

[He feels that he's being pressed up against a wall.]

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[el_kabang]

What people do when they're in love~.

[Moves her hands to his cheeks, and presses her lips up against his]

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[child_radical]

[Huey's eyes snap open wider than he personally thought was possible for a human being as Haruko kisses him. Nothing but his muffled protest can be heard as the woman continues the amorous action but that soon gives away as he feels himself becoming lightheaded.]

MHASDFAFMASHHP...

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[el_kabang]

[Makes a point of staying in place a little longer, then finally lets go and wipes her mouth off briskly.]

Phew~! Not bad~!

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[child_radical]

[Huey slumps to the ground, his face darkening in a deep blush as a multitude of emotions filter across his face. He stands up, his legs still feeling weak from the kiss as he begins to speak with his voice rising in intensity.]

...Not bad...not bad?! You..you...YOU MOLESTED ME!