COMEDY GOLD GUYS, COMEDY FUCKING GOLD

I mean seriosly, just listen to this wonderful, true excerpt

Do people care about such stuff? Should all that down-home talk and body language really count? Joe Biden doesn't think so.

"Facts matter," Biden said.

Yeah? In politics? Since when?

FUCKING A+ I CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP. =B =B =B

I just

So yesterday I accidentaly ended up at the anime festival.  And by accidentaly I mean I woke up at 2:00, went on the computer and was IM'd by my friend at 2:20 to see if I wanted to go.  And seeing as the train was leaving in 20 minutes, I had to get dressed and run for it.  The train ride itself was 2 hours long, but so totally worth it.  I just ( Read more... )

Okay. Right now?  Not as pissed.  But before?  I WANTED TO PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE GUT askjfld;sjak;lfjdska;lf ( Read more... )

I may have asked this before, but has anyone ever had a long period of time when they couldn't retain anything of what they studied/read?  Because nothing I read in my geology textbook seems to stick.  I'm pretty much relying on things I learned when I was younger to get me by this course right now :/  Maybe it's just because I'm tired.  Whatever ( Read more... )

Well, I just had a wierd dream.  I was at vacation house with most of my dad's side of the family and I was playing a sort of video game except I was actually in it?  IDK the perspective kept changing every five seconds.  But at one point I had to drag something though a forest across the path of a giant dragon, and I'm all 'well fuck'.  But the ( Read more... )

I find it hilarious that the way I remember Greek and Roman names in Plato, is by relating them to some form of STD.

Whenever I think Polymarchus, I hear 'Poly Marks' and think Syphilis

And whenever I hear Cephalus, well I hear Syphilis too.  But that one actually sounds like it so..... lolol I hope I don't actually write that on the test.

 Ow. ow ow ow ow ow

I just cut out a little chunk of skin under my eyebrow.  afdjkla;jdkls;ajfkdls;ajfdkal; ;_; Now how will I wax them without EXCRUTIATING PAIN?!  More than the usual I mean, of course.  But Damn.

 Today was just plain tiring.  I got to hang out with the crazy(er) side of my family at my Aunt's beach cabana ( Read more... )

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit ( Read more... )

 owo owoowowoowowowowowowowwwow  Now both sides are swollen and one side's become bruised.  I feel so gross.  If anyone wants to see the disgusting-ness that is my wisdom teeth.  I have a very blurry picture underneath the cut.


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