Holy shit. Sarah Palin and Tina Fey are fucking identical. I can't take it.

My boyfriend is growing new back hairs. I will bathe him in Nair.

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Dear Middle Aged Men,

Please stop going out of your way to talk to me. I'm 19. Fuck off. Ew.

Thanks,
Elina

Studying grammar is just chewing on language.

I think maybe I should tell other people what to wear for a living. I'd be good at it.

He makes me feel like a caged tiger.

I haven't worn pants in weeks.

I don't really miss them.

Unrelatedly, this song I am listening to is very different from when I last heard it. I can only hope it's because the band put up a different version.

Holy shit guys,

I got into Marlboro!!!!

I don't have to go to the U of O!

!!!!!!!!

I think we're all terrified of being ordinary.