Fifteenth Ink Drop [Experiment | Voice | Action]

[chiisaichou]

SIMPLETONS!

I, the genius scientist, Miyabi, am in need of your assistance! Though I don't expect much from you mindless ogres, it has come to my attention that there are a few of you who have lost more of their mental capacity than regularly thought. In the end, it makes it all the easier to rule you spineless ninnies, but I digress. Uhuhuhu

Comments

[arrogant_mage]

If were all so mindless then how do you expect us to find something you haven't?

[chiisaichou]

[...Curse you and your logic. The little sprite is actually going to take a moment to think that one over, and go rather quiet, before laughing her evil genius laugh.]

Uhuhuhu...Why, neurosurgery, of course! Would you like to be the first test subject~? I'm running low on specimens, you see.

oh yeah, um [Voice]

[arrogant_mage]

[Just be glad he's not there in person. Otherwise there would have been a comment about being short already.]

No thanks, the Malnosso have done enough already.

[Voice] - Derp, oops.

[chiisaichou]

[She would have exploded herself if he had called her that. That's perhaps the only thing Miyabi hadn't lost yet, her temper.]

Bah! Those sniveling Malnosso will be begging me to spare them once I become divine ruler of Luceti! With my staggering intellect, they'll never stand a chance! Not even their tin cans can stop me, uhuhuhuuu...

[gomugomunopwn]

Miyabi....

[Sipping coffee]

What are you doing?

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[chiisaichou]

Why, addressing the masses, of course! I need to make myself known if I'm going to be future dictator of Luceti after all~ I--

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[chiisaichou]

Luffy...are you drinking coffee?

[We thought you were strictly a carnivore, raised by wolves.]

[gomugomunopwn]

Yeah, it's really refreshing. You should try some.

[He also looks like he hasn't slept in a while]

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[sniperkingftw]

[ Hoshit explosion?! In light of being unable to screech in horror over the journals, Usopp's just gonna make a dash outdoors because really, Miyabi, really?

Well. Ninjas can still help honorary nakama, can't they? He's good with chemical explosions, yanno. ]

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[chiisaichou]

[Yes, really. Mad scientist, remember? There are bound to be plenty of explosions galore this week. The little poncle is laying flat on the snow, sizzling slightly and coughing. Her usual golden black is a little darker because of the soot.]

N-Nyah...darn it! If only I had better materials. Blast this stinking cesspool!

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[sniperkingftw]

[ ;^; S-Sanji is going to have a heart attack, isn't he. He's not used to these things like Usopp is.

As such, once his small altercation with heart failure is over, Usopp will make a beeline to scoop you up out of the snow so you don't get frostbite or something. That, uh, general one-armed flail he's making is supposed to determine whether you're all right or not. ]

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[chiisaichou]

[He already kind of did. |Da; But at least this will all end soon enough and the little ponclet will feel utterly terrible for being so rude to everyone. And she will hate the Malnosso forever, yep.

For now, however, the little mad scientist - complete with a now dirty lab coat and circular glasses - will squawk indignantly once she's picked up like that. She was just about to yell to be set down at once, but stops and stares at his one armed flapping.]

...Though I understand the wings are not functional here, Usopp, you won't be able to fly like that, either.

[oda_hates_me]

[Baaaaaaaaaw]

N-not Miyabi-chan too...

[chiisaichou]

That's Your Great Ladyship to you, scumb--Oh! Oh, it's you, Sanji~ Here to offer me my requested item? I know I can always count on you, right? ♥ You always were such a dedicated slave to that insufferable wench Nami.

[She'll feel awful for that insult when this is over, we assure you.]

With training, you can forget all about her and serve me as my personal pack mule! I even promise not to experiment on you as much~

[oda_hates_me]

[twitch. twitch. twitch. but she's a lady and a close friend under some weird-ass spell or some shit, so biting his tongue is the most he'll do]

... That's alright, Miyabi-chan! I think I'll pass on the training.

Are you alright, though? I heard an explosion?

[chiisaichou]

[That's a good thing, because she's clearly out of her damn mind at the moment. She's already going to feel horrible and guilty for all this. You getting mad at her would just be the cherry on the cake.]

Oh? All right. I suppose there's enough time between now and when I overthrow those barbaric Malnosso, through the power of science, for you to be kissing the ground I walk on~!

[She clears her throat, looking back at where she crawled out from the window. It was still smoking a little bit.] Haha, y-yes I'm fine. Just a slight error in my experiment is all!

[mutsukabezaka]

...

Miyabi.

[chiisaichou]

You forgot the "Lord and Master", but that comes with practice.

Did you need to speak to me~? A genius is always willing to share a bit of their wisdom with the ignorant sheep. Or perhaps you have my uranium!

[mutsukabezaka]

What the hell are you doing?

[chiisaichou]

[Oh, that tone makes her falter a little, and she loses much of her grandeur. Miyabi fidgets, and answers honestly.]

I-I'm asserting myself as f-future ruler of Lu-Lu-Luceti! And addressing the masses of my superior scientific intellect, too...