Ugh, fuck Christians sometimes. Okay, I'm not targeting specifically against Christians, they just happen to fit this category usually ( Read more... )

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A couple weeks ago Ms. Leah was introduced to Sliver, shy and mysterious(always a good combination to continue intrigue). Sliver's been a delight to depend on especially late at nights after work on those tough days when I just want to go out and do something. However, she does have a little bit of a performance issue. I noticed this the first ( Read more... )

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I fit in more than expected. I was out with the foreign teachers on an errand. We stopped by a sandwich joint for lunch(typical foreigner!). The customer service asked the first two teachers their orders in English. When they saw me, they didn't even blink before they started speaking Chinese. YAHAHAHAH! I HAVE CONQUERED THE SANDWICH JOINT ( Read more... )

I JUST FOUND A HUGE ASS SPIDER IN MY ROOM! Well, I found it's head and legs... therefore, IT'S EXOSKELETON! That's right, the actual spider is still walking around ALIVE and BIGGER! T.T ( Read more... )

Recently, the gods were favoring me. In a world of 30 plus year olds, the school recently hired a girl who was 22. The previous 100% married status quo of coworkers changed to one who wasn't married! VICTORY! The slight success was enough for me to see the light ( Read more... )

I've been sick for the past month(sore throat, cough, stuffy nose, slight fever, muffling ears) so I have no sense of smell, which worked in my favor today. At work today, I saw little Daniel being taken away by the Chinese teacher. Right after, all the kids in class were plugging their noses. I figured they were making fun of the kid pooping in ( Read more... )

I've had a sore throat for the past 4 weeks. At first I thought I was sick, now I'm thinking it's from talking 6 hrs straight Monday-Friday. It's even negatively affecting my spitting performance, and we all know spitting is the primary entertainment of my life ( Read more... )

I went to the supermarket and found vaginal stimulation, the Gilette M3 razor ( Read more... )