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[chiefseamonkey]

Maybe it's because I know how to spell my name, but why why why WHY do so many people think the proper way to spell 'Greg' is 'Gregg'? Every other Greg I've ever met spells their name the same as I do. Where are all these triple-G Gregs? I'm nearly twenty six, you'd think I'd have met one.

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[jumbledlaughter]

Probably the same people who think the correct way to spell Maddy is 'Mattie'. Also, all the cool people have double consonants in their names.

[chiefseamonkey]

I have double consonants in my last name. The only time it's acceptable to have three Gs in my first name is if I'm called 'Greggy'. And not many people are allowed to do that.

[jumbledlaughter]

I don't actually have any, I just like to pretend to with my nickname.

You don't seem like a Greggy.

[chiefseamonkey]

There's three, maybe four people who can get away with it. Just like my mother and grandmother are the only people who can get away with using my full first name.

[chiefseamonkey]

I think you should. It'd teach them not to do it ever again.

[chiefseamonkey]

Fuck that noise. I'll hold the asshats down. I'll be in the cell with you.

Maybe Ali should get bail.