If my week were a commercial

[chickwithwings]

Good book.... $16
Big cuddly stuffed animal... $20
Fancy crazy high tech vibrator.... $35
Carton of Ben & Jerry $ 4
Not answering ex boyfriends calls... priceless

Comments

[alainedances]

hehe....
thus proving that they need to come out with that man-robot soon...
the man robot should be able to cook, clean, massage, cuddle, be a dictionary/encyclopedia/thesarus, be able to have sex (of course w/out the icky nasty semen and STD risk that goes along with fucking a real person), have warming capabilities so when it gets cold under the blankie the robot can be there to cuddle and warm you, last but not least the robot must have the appearance of a very sexy man and touchable almost real skin/hair/tongue. hahahahha... thus eliminating the need for any men because every woman would just get a robot and be completely satisfied.

[the_drowning]

Sweet. You don't know me but...I was just skimming through people's lj's and thought that was hilarious.