Clown poll

[chickenfeet2003]

oakenguy point's out that thunderstorms are forecast for the first day of the Toronto International Circus Festival. This prompts the vital question:

Poll clowns

Comments

How about...

[fearsclave]

...a bear choking on a stilt while eating an electrocuted clown?

[tamnonlinear]

Is the bear wearing a comically small hat?

[oakenguy]

Oooo, that's a very good question.

Bonus points if a unicycle is involved, too.

[lemur_man]

There's a clown on stilts but then a bear comes along on taller stilts and eats him as he's trying to outrun the lightning?

[ironed_orchid]

Preved!

[itchyfidget]

Mr Itchy votes for "A clown on stilts being eaten by bears".